Unbelievable Treehouse in Colombia: Casa del Árbol, Finca La Floresta Verde!
Okay, buckle up buttercups! Because we’re about to dive headfirst into the Unbelievable Treehouse in Colombia: Casa del Árbol, Finca La Floresta Verde! – and let me tell you, it’s a trip. Forget the pristine brochure shots, I'm gonna give you the real deal, warts and all. And trust me, there are some gloriously beautiful warts here.
The Hype (and the Holy Crap Moments):
First off, “Unbelievable”? They ain't kidding. This ain't your grandma's Holiday Inn. We're talking treetop living, folks. Picture this: you, swaying gently in a handcrafted treehouse, the misty Colombian mountains stretching out before you like a giant, emerald arm. The sound of the jungle… it's a symphony of chirps, croaks, and the occasional guttural "WHOOP" from some unseen critter. Honestly, it's magical. And sometimes, absolutely terrifying. Let's just say I jumped a mile the first night when a particularly enthusiastic monkey decided to party on the roof.
Accessibility, or, "Can a Wheelchair Conquer a Treehouse?"
This is where we get real. Accessibility is… well, it’s not the primary focus here. There is an elevator, which is a small victory, and the staff are incredibly helpful. But, and I'm being brutally honest here, this isn't the place if you depend on a wheelchair for mobility. The pathways are often uneven, and navigating the treehouse itself would be a challenge. (Note: I didn't personally experience this, so I am taking the information from other hotel reviews and the limited information available, so check first. Call the hotel – seriously, call them! – and ask about the specifics. Don't rely on my word alone!)
The Food & Drink Fiasco… in a Good Way
Okay, food. This is where things get… interesting. They have restaurants! Plural! Asian Cuisine in Restaurant they have! International! Western! Oh my. The restaurants are open, they will serve some Desserts in restaurants or something else. Food is generally okay; you're not coming here for Michelin stars. It's more about the "experience" of eating a Breakfast buffet on a terrace overlooking the jungle, or maybe having a poolside bar with a happy hour. Drinks were decent; the poolside bar will serve a drink or two. The Coffee/tea in restaurants is always a win. I really enjoyed the Breakfast service - the eggs benedict are spot on, and the coffee is strong enough to wake the dead.
Finding Relaxation (and How I Lost My Mind, Briefly)
- Spa/Sauna/Steamroom: Yes! And they're pretty darn good. The Spa is a sanctuary, a place where you can blissfully forget the world. The Massage was heavenly. The Sauna was intense, and I'm no stranger, but the views from the Pool with view are mind-blowing.
- Fitness Center: Gym/fitness is there! You can get your workout in, I did!
I spent way too much time in the sauna. Seriously, I think I might have hallucinated a talking sloth. But hey, that's what vacations are for, right? Foot bath was a nice treat.
Cleanliness and Safety: The OCD Test
Okay, I’m kind of a cleanliness freak. But honestly, I was impressed. They go above and beyond. Professional-grade sanitizing services are used, Rooms sanitized between stays, and Anti-viral cleaning products are the norm. Plus, Staff trained in safety protocol and Hand sanitizer everywhere. Cashless payment service makes things simple, and Daily disinfection in common areas. You'll find a First aid kit and a Doctor/nurse on call. They're taking this seriously, which is very reassuring. Bonus points for Room sanitization opt-out available if you are a germaphobe.
Rooms: Where the Magic (and Mosquitoes) Happen
- The Good: The view! The sounds! The sense of being utterly, completely removed from reality. Air conditioning is a lifesaver. Free Wi-Fi – Wi-Fi [free] - in rooms is a huge plus (although it can be a little spotty in the deeper parts of the treehouse, like where the, uh, Additional toilet is located). The Complimentary tea is lovely. Extra long bed for my long legs. Bathrobes are the absolute best. The Blackout curtains are a lifesaver for sleeping in. Shower, Separate shower/bathtub.
- The Not-So-Good (but Embraceable): There's a certain… let's call it "rustic charm." You ARE in a treehouse. Expect the occasional mosquito. Expect the occasional spider. Expect that your desk might not be the most ergonomic thing you've ever sat at. A Mini bar and Refrigerator are in the room. Non-smoking. Alarm clock. The Hair dryer, Ironing facilities. Balcony. Window that opens. The things are there, and you are happy about it!
- The "Oh My God, They Actually Thought of That!": Amazing! Coffee/tea maker. Additional toilet. Slippers. Daily housekeeping is great.
Services and Conveniences: The "I Forgot My…" Department
They've got you covered. Need dry cleaning? Laundry service? Gone. Concierge service? Of course. Want to Car park [free of charge]? Done. They really do try to anticipate your needs. I loved the simple things, like the Bottle of water.
There is a convenience store, Gift/souvenir shop. There is Currency exchange. The Elevator is awesome. Plenty of Facilities for disabled guests if you need them. Luggage storage and Doorman is available. Safety deposit boxes are there. There are Meeting/banquet facilities, even Seminars.
For the Kids (or, How to Keep Them from Climbing the Walls - Literally):
This place is Family/child friendly. There are Babysitting service so you can enjoy some peace. They have Kids meal. Kids facilities, there is enough to keep kids entertained!
Getting Around & Practicalities:
- Airport transfer is available - a Taxi service can also be requested. Car park [free of charge].
- Wi-Fi: Wi-Fi is available in Wi-Fi in public areas and Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! – but sometimes the jungle wins.
- Check-in/out: They have Check-in/out [express], and Check-in/out [private] so they can check you in ASAP.
The Offer: A Deal So Good, You'll Swear You're Dreaming
Are you ready to elevate your life? Escape the ordinary and get LOST in the Unbelievable Treehouse in Colombia: Casa del Árbol, Finca La Floresta Verde!
Here's what you get:
- Unforgettable Treehouse Experience: Wake up to breathtaking views, the symphony of the jungle, and the feeling of pure, unadulterated freedom.
- Luxury in the Trees: Enjoy all the comforts you crave.
- World-Class Relaxation: Indulge in a spa experience designed to melt away stress and rejuvenate your soul.
- Culinary Delights: From delicious buffet breakfasts on private balconies to romantic candlelit dinners under the stars.
- Safety and Security: Travel worry-free knowing you are in safe hands.
Book your escape now and receive:
- Exclusive Package: Book a 3-night stay or more and receive a complimentary couples massage or a private jungle tour.
- Early Bird Discount: Book at least 60 days in advance and receive 15% off your entire stay.
- Last Minute Special: Limited availability! Book your stay within the next 7 days and get a 20% discount.
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Final Thoughts:
Look, this place isn't perfect. It's got its quirks. But that's what makes it so incredibly special. It's a place where you can truly disconnect, reconnect with nature, and rediscover the joy of being alive. It's an experience. It's a memory. It's – dare I say it – unbelievable. Go! And tell me about it!
Regency Inn Hondo: Your Texas Getaway Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously color-coded travel itinerary. We're going full-on gonzo Pereira, Colombia style, with a stay at the absolutely magical Casa del Árbol Finca La Floresta Verde. Get ready for some emotional chaos, a healthy dose of "WTF," and probably a strong desire for a nap by the end of this. Here we go…
The (Un)Official Itinerary: Casa del Árbol & Beyond (Expect Turbulence)
Day 1: Arrival & Existential Doubt in the Canopy
Morning (or whenever the heck your flight lands): Arrive at Pereira airport. Colombia, you beautiful, chaotic beast! Hopefully, my backpack made it. (Always a gamble.) The air hits you like a warm, humid hug (or a slap, depending on your mood). Grab a pre-arranged car to the Finca. Expect the drive to be… well, let's call it "spirited." Think winding roads, breathtaking views, and potentially a near-death experience involving a rogue chiva (a colorful bus). I'm already a bundle of nerves, but also kind of giddy.
Mid-Day: Into the Trees! Finally, the Finca! And… WHOA. Photos don’t do it justice. This place is an actual freaking treehouse. Okay, maybe not a treehouse treehouse, but it's nestled in the trees, surrounded by lush greenery, and the air smells like rain and… well, life. I am immediately transported into the jungle. I feel completely overwhelmed. Find my room (aka "my temporary sanctuary"). I'm convinced a sloth is judging me from a nearby branch.
Afternoon: Unpacking & Panic-Buying Snacks (Essential) My suitcase exploded on me. And I forgot my favorite t-shirt. But, that's okay. Right? Right! Unpack (attempt) and immediately scan for emergency snack acquisition. (Dried mangoes? CHECK. Plantain chips? DOUBLE CHECK.) Okay, I’m going to get lost in the grounds. I think a nap is in order, maybe a slow walk through the garden.
Evening: Sunset & Supper… With a Side of Doubts Head to the dining area. The food is locally sourced and the chef is magical. This might be the best meal I've had in my entire life. But also, I can't help but dwell on the fact that I'm alone in a foreign country, and what if I order the wrong thing and get sick? Or if I trip and fall and get lost in the jungle? I'm going to chill on the porch, watch the sunset, and attempt to meditate (probably fail miserably). Maybe I'll share some of my plantain chips with the neighborhood owl. He seems to be judging me.
Day 2: Coffee, Canyons, and a Crisis of Conscience (Maybe)
Morning: Coffee… and Conversion? Wake up to the sounds of the jungle. The coffee here is legendary. Seriously, I might become a coffee snob after this trip. Participate in a coffee farm tour. The process from bean to cup is fascinating. It's also surprisingly… spiritual? The farmers are so passionate. I get the sense I was never meant to work at a desk. My career path suddenly feels like a colossal mistake. I will buy more coffee later.
Mid-Day: Guapía Canyon Adventure After coffee, it's time to embrace the adventure with a hike in the Guapía Canyon (supposedly, it's spectacular). This is where my "embracing the adventure" falls apart. I am not a hiker. I am more of a hammock-and-book kind of person. I definitely didn't bring the proper shoes. I might die. But the views are AMAZING and the air feels clean. I am terrified, exhilarated and it's beautiful.
Afternoon: Cooling Off (and Contemplating Life Choices): Swimming in the river, I can only imagine the number of creatures sharing the water with me. My mind is consumed with existential thoughts and a deep-seated longing for a bathtub. I drink more coffee.
Evening: Stargazing & Self-Reflection (or the Lack Thereof): Tonight, the stars should be spectacular. I promise myself to spend some time just… looking. But chances are, I'll get distracted by the sound of cicadas, the memory of a particularly amazing arepa, or the sudden and overwhelming urge to rearrange all the furniture in my room. I'm either going to have a moment of profound clarity, or I'll just end up falling asleep with a half-eaten plantain chip in my hand.
Day 3: Farewell, Finca… and a Slight Panic About Leaving
Morning: One Last Sunrise & A Coffee Addiction Emerges. Wake up early (thanks, jet lag!), watch the sunrise from the porch while nursing my last cup of coffee. It is as close to perfection as it gets. I am so glad I choose to travel here.
Mid-Day: Saying Goodbye… With Extreme Reluctance. Check out of the Finca. I'm actually sad to leave this place. It's like I've been adopted by nature, and now I have to return to real life. One last look at the jungle and the treehouse. I will miss this.
Afternoon: Souvenir Hell & Airport Shenanigans. This is where I'm supposed to describe some of the incredible things I've bought and experienced and the best things I've done. But honestly, I'll probably be rushing through the airport, frantically trying to buy the wrong souvenirs for everyone and wishing I had more time. Expect chaos. Pray for me.
Evening: Departure with a Pinch of Regret, a Heaping Spoonful of Coffee-Fueled Excitement, and a Promise to Return (Maybe). Board my plane, full of mixed emotions. I'm exhausted, a little sunburned, and slightly traumatized by my canyon experience. But I'm also changed, revitalized, and already planning my return. Colombia, you magnificent, unpredictable mess… I love you.
Important Notes (because I'm a hot mess):
- Language: My Spanish is… ehhh. Expect lots of pointing, frantic hand gestures, and the occasional use of Google Translate.
- Food: Try everything. Be adventurous. Don't be afraid to ask questions (even if you butcher the pronunciation).
- Pace: This "itinerary" is more of a suggestion. Embrace the unplanned. Get lost. Say yes to the unexpected.
- Most Importantly: Don't take yourself too seriously. Laugh at the chaos. Enjoy the ride.
This is going to be incredible. Or a disaster. Honestly, either way, it'll be a story. And that's what counts. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go find some more plantain chips… Wish me luck!
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Casa del Árbol - Finca La Floresta Verde: You NEED to Know This, Seriously.
Okay, so what *is* this "Casa del Árbol" place, anyway? Is it actually, you know, *in* a tree?
Alright, deep breaths. Casa del Árbol, or "Treehouse" in ridiculously literal English (I love it!), is a… well, it's a treehouse. *A freakin' sweet* treehouse nestled on Finca La Floresta Verde, a farm/ecolodge type of deal in Colombia. And yes, it's *mostly* in a tree. Think legit, wood-and-rope construction, not some flimsy plastic thing from a kid's movie. I’m talking serious treehouse vibe. It’s gorgeous, it's whimsical, and honestly, it kind of feels like a childhood dream come true. Unless your childhood involved crippling fear of heights, which, uh, maybe you should skip this one. Just my opinion, though. Seriously, the pictures DON'T DO IT justice.
How do you *get* to this magical treehouse? Is it a death-defying climb? Are we talking ropes and harnesses?
Okay, this is where things get interesting… First off, the Finca is a bit of a trek from, well, everywhere. You're deep in the Colombian countryside. We're talking dirt roads, possibly a bumpy jeep ride, and my questionable Spanish skills being tested to their absolute limit. Eventually, you get to the treehouse...and the climb is… well it's *there*. It's not *hard*, per se. There are proper stairs and railings, thank god! They're wooden and a bit rustic, so don’t expect pristine, glass-smooth escalators. But it's definitely a climb. I remember huffing and puffing more than I'd care to admit! And my knees are still slightly complaining about it. But, yeah, no professional climbing equipment needed thank goodness! Just bring some (reasonable) shoes.
Is the view as ridiculously AMAZING as the pictures suggest? Is it even safe?!
The view? Okay, let's talk about the view. It’s. Spectacular. Truly. Jaw-dropping. I'm not exaggerating. You're up in the canopy, looking out over the rolling hills. It's green, it's lush, it's… I almost cried. No, seriously. I'm not a crier, but the sheer beauty of it just took me. And the sunsets? Forget about it. I spent a solid hour just sitting there, watching the sky explode with color. Was it safe? Look, I'm still here, so… I guess so? It felt *sturdy*. The construction seems well-done, as far as I can see. I mean, the tree is *holding* the treehouse, so, you know, that's a good start, right? I wouldn’t go bouncing around on the railing after a few beers, though. Just saying.
What's it like *actually* sleeping in a treehouse? Is it romantic? Are there bugs? What if I need to pee in the middle of the night?!
Sleeping in the treehouse… Ah. Let's break this down. Romantic? Yes, absolutely. Perfect for gazing at the stars, listening to the sounds of the jungle. The bed was comfy enough. The soft, swaying branches provide a natural lullaby. And, yeah, there are bugs. It’s a damn treehouse in the middle of nature! Bring bug spray, people! Don’t be a hero! But honestly, the bugs weren’t half as bad as I expected. Now, the middle-of-the-night bathroom situation… that’s a different story. There's a small, private bathroom *inside* the treehouse!, Thank goodness! It's pretty basic, but it works. However, be prepared for the inevitable "nature calls" moment. Because it's nature, and nature doesn't care about your bladder. Consider carrying a headlamp.
What about food? Do I have to forage for berries like some sort of jungle dweller?
Thank god, no! You don’t need to survive off of whatever you can find. The Finca offers meals. You can arrange for meals, which are delicious, fresh, and mostly locally sourced. And the coffee? Oh, the coffee! I had a cup every morning. Seriously, a life-changing, I-need-this-in-my-veins kind of coffee experience. There's usually a small kitchen available for light meals - that is, if you’re *really* determined, which, hey, no judgment. I mean, the whole experience is a little ‘roughing it’… but in a *good* way. A gloriously comfortable ‘roughing it.’ Plus, being able to drink coffee while watching the sunrise from the treehouse...pure bliss!
What kind of activities are there on the Finca and around? Is it just sit-in-a-treehouse-and-contemplate-life type stuff?
Okay, so you're not *forced* to contemplate your existence the entire time, although, you probably will at some point. The Finca itself has some trails to explore. There are other things to do, but I honestly spent most of my time just *being* in the treehouse. Because… why wouldn't you? However, there are horseback riding options that might get you out and about if you want! If you're feeling adventurous, you could always explore the nearby areas or the small towns, which is the most charming aspect of Columbia.
So, is it *worth* the hype? Is it worth the trek, the bugs, the… tree-dom?
God, YES. Absolutely, unequivocally YES. IT'S WORTH IT. Look, I've traveled a bit. Seen some cool places. This place? It's different. It's special. It's the kind of experience that sticks with you. It’s an escape. A proper, unplug-from-the-world escape. It’s not perfect. It’s not a five-star hotel (thank god). It's a little rough around the edges. It's a long journey. But the beauty, the peace, the feeling of being utterly connected to nature? Unbeatable. Would I go back? In a heartbeat. Bring me back *now*! (I’m writing this from my boring desk and I need to go back!) Honestly, go. Just go. You won't regret it. Just... bring bug spray. And maybe a headlamp. And maybe a friend to share the experience with. Though, if you go alone, it also sounds incredibly introspective and good for the soul.
