Escape to Paradise: Rishikesh's Amaris Hotel Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Amaris Hotel Rishikesh – My (Mostly) Glorious Getaway! (With a Few Quirks)
Alright, alright, settle in folks, because I'm about to spill the chai on the Amaris Hotel in Rishikesh. You, like me, are probably dreaming of a little escape, a chance to ditch the spreadsheets and deadlines for something…well, spiritual. Rishikesh, the Yoga Capital of the World, seemed like the perfect place to find that. And Amaris? Well, Amaris promised a slice of heaven amidst all the chanting and river-rafting. Did it deliver? Let's dive in, shall we? (Spoiler alert: Mostly, yes. With a few hilarious hiccups.)
First Impressions: Accessibility, Cleanliness & Safety – Getting In & Staying Safe-ish!
Okay, so, I'm not exactly a mobility expert, but I did scope out the accessibility situation. While Amaris does claim to have facilities for disabled guests, I'd recommend calling ahead and getting specifics. The website wasn't super clear about ramp locations, which is a pet peeve of mine. However, the elevator was a lifesaver (thank you, modern marvels!).
Now, pandemic-wise, Amaris deserves a solid gold star. The cleanliness and safety protocols were impressive. Think hand sanitizer EVERYWHERE. Anti-viral cleaning products were clearly in use. They even had daily disinfection in common areas and I witnessed the folks sterilizing the equipment, no kidding! They're also offering sanitized kitchen and tableware items and individually-wrapped food options. And, bless their hearts, they were rocking the physical distancing of at least 1 meter. Plus, they had doctor/nurse on call and first aid kit available. Felt safe, which is a MAJOR win. They also have a hygiene certification and there's staff trained in safety protocol.
The Lowdown on the Rooms - My Sanctuary, My (Sometimes) Squeaky Bed Spring
My room? Oh, it was mostly lovely. Let's start with the good: Wi-Fi [free] (praise the internet gods!), air conditioning, blackout curtains (essential for those sunrise yoga classes…or sleeping in. No judgements!), and a mini bar stocked with necessary evils (aka, chocolate). The bathroom was positively gleaming! Separate shower/bathtub, complimentary toiletries, the works.
The (minor) gripes? Well, my bed spring squeaked, which made for a slightly dramatic exit every morning. And even though they had daily housekeeping and the room sanitization opt-out available, I wish some things were better. The internet access – LAN was not working well at the time of my stay, although they provided internet - wireless.
But, hey, I got over it. It's Rishikesh, not the Four Seasons (thank god, because my wallet would cry). The real kicker? They had a window that opens! Fresh air and a view? Sorted.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking – Foodie Paradise (Almost!)
Okay, food. This is where Amaris almost takes the crown. The restaurants are stunning. They offer international cuisine and Asian cuisine in restaurant - the options are varied! They had a bar, a poolside bar, a coffee shop, and a snack bar. Breakfast [buffet] was a highlight of the day! Seriously, that Asian breakfast was legendary. I'm drooling just thinking about it. There was also Western breakfast options, coffee/tea in restaurant.
I indulged in a few desserts in restaurant that may or may not have resulted in a sugar coma by the pool. There were alternative meal arrangements if you needed them and I also witnessed people using an a la carte in restaurant service. Also, they had a vegetarian restaurant, which is kinda essential in Rishikesh. What about the Happy Hour?!
Things to Do & Ways to Relax – Where the Bliss Starts (and Sometimes Gets a Little…Intense)
This is where Amaris really shines. This place is packed with ways to chill out. They have a gorgeous swimming pool and a pool with view - the view is a killer! I spent hours just floating, staring at the mountains. Glorious.
But the real draw is the spa. Oh. My. God. The massage was divine. Seriously, I think I levitated for a while. They also have a sauna, steamroom, and a foot bath, so you can really commit to ultimate relaxation. I dabbled in a body scrub and body wrap also!
Then, there’s the fitness center for those who have actual self-control. I just peeked in. Once. It looked intimidating. But hey, to each their own!
They've also got other perks that you can get: a Couple's room is available! And even a shrine to maybe find further your inner peace.
Services & Conveniences – The Nitty-Gritty Stuff
Okay, here's the practical side. Free car parking is a godsend, especially in a place like Rishikesh. They also offered airport transfer, which was a lifesaver after a 10-hour train journey (never again!). They have a well-functioning concierge service, dry cleaning, laundry service, and even cash withdrawal. You could even do currency exchange. Score!
For the Kids: The hotel has a Babysitting service and Family/child friendly is available.
The Quirks (Because No Place is Perfect, Right?)
Okay, honest moment. There were a few…eccentricities. The elevator, bless its heart, took its sweet time. And sometimes, the Wi-Fi sputtered like a dying firefly. But honestly, these are small potatoes. They also offer some meeting/banquet facilities, business facilities, meetings, outdoor venue for special events.
My Verdict?
Would I go back to Amaris? Absolutely. It's a haven of comfort and serenity, perfect for recharging your batteries and maybe…just maybe…finding yourself (or at least a really good mango lassi).
The Offer You Can't Refuse (Well, You Can, But You Shouldn't!)
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to embark on the chaotic, glorious, and potentially mosquito-infested adventure that is my attempt at Rishikesh, baby! Specifically, the Hotel The Amaris. (Fingers crossed it lives up to the Instagram hype. You know, the usual.)
Rishikesh Rumble: A Messy, Opinionated Itinerary (Pray for Me)
Day 1: Arrival and Initial Panic
- 10:00 AM: ARRIVE in Delhi. Airport. The smell. It assaults your nostrils, a mixture of jasmine and something that definitely isn't jasmine. I immediately regretted not packing a hazmat suit. Seriously, India. Are you trying to overwhelm me? Thankfully, the pre-booked car (I'm nothing if not a control freak disguised as a free spirit) was waiting. Score one for me.
- 1:00 PM: Road trip to Rishikesh. The drive… Oh, the drive. Imagine a video game called "Traffic Mayhem: India Edition". Cows in the road. Overtaking on blind curves. Honking. Constant, relentless honking. I swear I aged a decade. My driver, bless his patient heart, kept offering me chai. "Yes, please!" I croaked, needing the caffeine.
- 6:00 PM: Arrive at Hotel The Amaris. It actually looks like the pictures! Phew. Small victory. Check-in was surprisingly smooth. The lobby is all shiny surfaces and… is that a scented candle? Okay, Amaris, you're starting to win me over.
- 7:00 PM: Unpack, shower (needed), and immediately realized I forgot my fucking adapter. Damn it all. The universe really wants me to suffer. Searched desperately for an outlet and found a very small, slightly moldy, balcony. Tried to enjoy the "view" of the street, but a group of monkeys decided to have a party overhead. Decided against being a part of their gang.
- 8:00 PM: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. Decently priced, but the veggie biryani was bland. Bland! I am in India, land of spice and fire, and I have a bland biryani. Utter travesty. I sulked and ordered a lemon soda, which, thankfully, was fizzy.
- 9:00 PM: Early to bed. Jet lag is a merciless mistress. And I needed all the rest I could get, because tomorrow, the Ganges awaits. And I'm both terrified and thrilled.
Day 2: Holy Waters and Questionable Decisions
- 7:00 AM: Wake up. Sun is already blazing, but the air is crisp. The hotel room air conditioning works at least, and so I’m thankful. Coffee. Coffee is essential, even if it's instant.
- 8:00 AM: Wander through the town. First REAL impressions of Rishikesh. Holy cow, it's even more chaotic and beautiful than I imagined. Shops overflowing with colorful fabrics, the air buzzing with spiritual energy and the constant ringing of bells. Found a shop and bought an adapter! Life saver.
- 9:00 AM: The Ganges Experience (Part I): Decided to get right into it. Walked down to the ghats (the steps leading to the river). The river, wow. The water is powerful and muddy-looking, and it’s cold. Saw people bathing in the Ganges. Looked like a deeply cleansing ritual. I opted to only dip my toes in, but felt a sense of awe and wonder. It works
- 10:00 AM: Found a tiny chai stall and chatted with the owner, who told me about the history of Rishikesh. He saw I was terrified of Ganga, and told me of how it can give you the ability to overcome your fears. It really put things into perspective. How the mighty fall.
- 11:00 AM: The Ganges Experience (Part II): Decided to try river rafting. I'd heard it was a thing in Rishikesh. The "guide" – a sun-baked dude with more enthusiasm than actual sense – promised a "gentle" ride. Yeah, right. The rapids were terrifying, thrilling, and soaked me to the bone. At one point, I almost fell out of the raft. A full-blown panic attack – with a dash of laughter. So, yeah, the Ganges did, in fact, make me confront my fears (of drowning, mainly).
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at a local cafe, the kind with the "authentic" feel. Ordered a thali. Too much food. So. Much. Food. My stomach is expanding.
- 3:00 PM: Tried to wander near the Laxman Jhula Bridge, which is supposed to be a famous sight. I couldn’t stand all the people, so I left. Decided I need a nap.
- 4:00 PM: Slept like the dead, and when I awoke, I found myself in the hotel's rooftop yoga class. Okay, I can feel my inner peace.
- 6:00 PM: Another evening at the restaurant. This time, the butter chicken was AMAZING. Score!
- 7:00 PM: Went to bed early, but woke up in the middle of the night, and realized I was hearing a cat fight. So, that was fun.
Day 3: Spiritual Overload (and More Blunders)
- 7:00 AM: Another beautiful morning. And another cup of coffee.
- 8:00 AM: Attended a meditation session. The guru, a twinkly-eyed man with a long beard, was way too calm for me. I sat there trying to clear my mind and, instead, found myself planning my grocery shopping when I get home. FAIL.
- 9:00 AM: Explored more of the town. Ended up inside a temple. It was beautiful, but I kept bumping into people and dropping my phone. The gods are clearly not on my side today.
- 11:00 AM: Another cafe. This time, the food was bad. I am starting to see a pattern here.
- 12:00 PM: I really want to go to the Beatles Ashram. But after seeing the crowds last time, and deciding I don’t wanna.
- 3:00 PM: Checked out, and sadly, I think I'm done with Rishikesh. It's been an amazing experience, and it's a little too much. The hotel was great, but I think now it's just time to go home.
- 4:00 PM: Headed to the airport. This time, the drive was much easier.
Final Thoughts:
Rishikesh, you wild, beautiful, chaotic place. You tested my patience, made me laugh, and brought me closer to – well, maybe not enlightenment, but at least a slightly better understanding of myself. Would I go back? Probably. But next time, I'm bringing earplugs, a hazmat suit, and a whole lot more patience. And maybe a personal chef. And definitely a better adapter.
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