
Erzurum's BEST Hotel? This Hidden Gem Will SHOCK You!
Okay, buckle up, because you're about to hear the REAL dirt – and the shimmering gold – on Erzurum's "BEST Hotel." Forget the PR fluff. This isn't a boring tourist brochure. We're diving headfirst into the messy, imperfect, wonderfully surprising world of a hotel that claimed to be a hidden gem and, well… let's just say it had me questioning EVERYTHING.
First off, the name… Okay, I've been asked to leave it out. (It's secret, like a password, for a reason, and also I don't feel like getting sued.) But trust me, once you find it, you’ll be saying, “Whoa.”
Accessibility: The Starting Point (Where It Got Tricky)
Okay, accessibility. This is the absolute foundation for a place wanting to call itself "Best." And… it was a mixed bag.
- Wheelchair Accessible: Yes, but with a caveat. The main areas – lobby, restaurants – were generally good. Ramps, elevators… decent. BUT (and this is a BIG but), some hallways felt a little… tight. Turns were close. So, while technically accessible, it felt like a bit of a navigating challenge. This needs a serious check-up.
- Elevator: Yes, obviously. Essential. Worked. No complaints there.
- Facilities for Disabled Guests: They claim to have them. I saw some evidence (grab bars in a room I peeked into), but I didn't experience the complete, detailed accessibility a truly top-tier place should offer. This is another area needing significant improvement.
- Getting Around: The hotel itself was navigable, but getting to the hotel? Taxi service readily available, but navigating Erzurum at large, with its streets and sidewalks, requires a bit of stamina.
- Accessibility (Overall Impression): Okay-ish, definitely NOT the shining beacon of inclusivity some might assume. Improvement NEEDED.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Germaphobe's Verdict (Spoiler: I'm One)
Okay, this is HUGE for me. In the current climate, a hotel that doesn't prioritize CLEANLINESS is a dealbreaker. And I was cautiously… impressed.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: They said they used them. I didn't exactly run a lab test, but the place smelled clean, not like a hospital, thank goodness.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Yes, definitely saw evidence of this. Staff continually wiping down surfaces. Good.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Allegedly yes, but this is impossible to verify. I assume they did what they said but take it with a grain of salt.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere. Which, again, is crucial.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: They seemed like they knew what they were doing. Masks worn properly, etc.
- Safe dining setup: More on that below.
- Hygiene certification: I didn't see official certification, which is a strike, but the overall vibe was clean.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: I didn't ask, but a good idea!
- Cashless payment service: Yesss! Essential.
My Cleanliness Verdict: Above average. Not perfect, but they clearly put in the effort. Made me feel decently safe.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Where the Food, and My Judgement, Really Kicked In
Okay, this is where it got interesting. Erzurum isn't exactly known for its Michelin stars, but… the hotel made a serious effort, or so it seemed.
- Restaurants: Plural! This was a good start. I swear, some hotels only have one bland option. This place had… several.
- Western Cuisine in Restaurant: Yes, but lean towards the more Turkish. (I'm not complaining).
- Asian Cuisine in restaurant: Yes. Good.
- Vegetarian restaurant: Not exactly. But you could absolutely find veggie options at every meal.
- Breakfast [buffet]: Standard. Eggs, bread, pastries, the usual suspects. Asian breakfast.
- Breakfast takeaway service: Didn't see it.
- Room service [24-hour]: Yes. Needed it at 3 AM one night (jet lag), and it was surprisingly good. Kudos.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Coffee was… decent. Tea was better (Turkey, duh).
- Snack bar: Yep.
- Bar: Also yep! Good selection of drinks.
- Poolside bar: Also yep! Very nice for sunset.
- Bottle of water: Water was everywhere (free). This I needed.
- Salad in restaurant: Standard.
- Soup in restaurant: Standard.
- Desserts in restaurant: Yes. Turkish delights, some interesting cakes.
My Foodie Verdict: Okay, it's not a gastronomic paradise, but it's solid, varied, and the service was excellent. A definite plus. Room service at 3 AM? Lifesaver.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Spa Day Dreams (Reality Check Included)
Okay, this is where the “hidden gem” promise had me most excited. Did it deliver? Mostly.
- Gym/fitness: Yes. Small, but functional. Enough to work out a few kinks.
- Pool with view: YES. Gorgeous outdoor pool. Stunning views of the mountains. Seriously, this was a highlight.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: Yep. Exactly what I said.
- Spa: They had a spa, and I spent a lot of time there.
- Sauna: The sauna was divine. Pure relaxation.
- Steamroom: Also divine.
- Massage: The massage was… decent. Not the best I’ve ever had, but pleasant enough.
- Body scrub, Body wrap: They offered them. I didn’t try them, which I now regret.
- Foot bath: Seemed like a nice touch but skipped that, too.
My Relaxation Verdict: The pool, sauna, and steamroom were a HUGE win. The spa experience was a highlight.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things (That Matter)
These are the touches that elevate a hotel from 'good' to 'great'.
- Air conditioning in public area, Air conditioning: YES. Crucial. Especially in the summer.
- Concierge: Helpful.
- Currency exchange: Convenient.
- Daily housekeeping: On point.
- Doorman: Yep. Welcoming.
- Elevator: As mentioned.
- Facilities for disabled guests: Mixed bag…
- Ironing service: Yes, and VERY fast, I was impressed.
- Laundry service, Dry cleaning: Worked flawlessly.
- Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes: Standard.
- Room service [24-hour]: Excellent!
- Smoking area: Yes. And they're strict about it.
- Terrace: Lovely.
- Wi-Fi for special events, Internet: Good, fast.
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Valet parking: All available. Convenient.
- Doctor/nurse on call: Good to have.
- First aid kit: present
- Invoice provided: Yep.
In-Room Amenities (The Nitty Gritty)
- Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub: Yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes!
- Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping: Nice.
- Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor: Yep.
- Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking: More yes.
- On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels: Yes!
- Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing: All there.
- Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service: All present.
- Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens: Double win!
For the Kids (If You Have Tiny Humans)
- Family/child friendly: Seemed like it.
- Kids facilities, Babysitting service, Kids meal: Yep.
Safety/Security Features (I Like These)
- CCTV in common areas: Yes

Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're heading to Erzurum, Turkey, and it's gonna be… an experience. Think less "polished travel blog" and more "drunkenly scribbled notes on a napkin." Here we go, The Erzurum Hotel, here I come! (May Allah guide me)
Erzurum Adventure: A Messy, Beautiful Disappointment (Maybe?)
Pre-Trip Meltdown (Days Before):
- Panic Buying: Okay, so, packing. I'm terrible at it. I spent a solid three hours frantically buying "modest" clothing from Amazon. (Apparently, shoulders are a no-no in some mosques? Who knew!) Ended up with enough polyester to clothe a small army. My suitcase is already bulging, and I haven't even contemplated the shoes situation. Four pairs? Five? Pray for me.
- Language Barrier Anxiety: "Merhaba" and "Teşekkür ederim" are about the extent of my Turkish. I've downloaded a translation app, but I'm pretty sure it'll translate my panicked pleas for help into something obscene. This could be fun. Or a disaster.
- Flights (the first hurdle): My flight leaves at 6 AM. I'm not a morning person, so this should be interesting. I'm setting about ten alarms. Knowing myself, I'll hit snooze until the very last second and then sprint around like a headless chicken.
Day 1: Arrival, Bewilderment, and a Terrible Turkish Coffee
- The Flight: Ryanair was a disaster. I paid for Extra leg room, and there was none. The seat in front reclined into my face for 4 hours. The snacks were overpriced, the air was stale, and I'm pretty sure I saw a small child repeatedly kicking my seat. Turkey, here I come!
- The Erzurum Hotel: Finally! I find it. The lobby is… functional. Not exactly the opulent, historic hotel I was hoping for. But hey, it has a desk clerk who speaks passable English (praise be!) and a suspicious-looking elevator.
- The Room: Okay, the room is…adequate. Clean. Sort of. The view is…well, it's a view. Of a mostly empty parking lot. Oh well, I’m not here to look at the parking lot. I take a nap. Jetlag is a beast.
- The Coffee Catastrophe: I decide to be a brave traveller, and sample Turkish coffee. I order at a little cafe down the street. It arrives in a tiny, adorable cup, and I feel like I am in a movie. Then I drink it. It's…thick. Gritty. Bitter. My face contorts in what I hope is a polite expression. The waiter, bless his heart, just smiles. I manage to get down half of it. I'm pretty sure I can feel the caffeine racing through my veins. I'll be up all night.
- Dinner Debacle: I wander into a kebab place. The menu is entirely in Turkish. I point at a picture of something that looks vaguely appetizing. It arrives. It’s…meat. Lots and lots of meat. I'm pretty sure it was goat. I choke it down and feel a flicker of sadness. I really miss my mom's cooking.
Day 2: The Fortress, The Mosque, and the Emotional Rollercoaster of Turkish Tea
- The Fortress: I try to be a tourist. The Erzurum Fortress! Okay, it's… a fortress. Pretty old, I guess. The climb is brutal, and I'm already sweating like a pig. The view is pretty spectacular, though. But the wind is biting, and I just want to sit back down.
- The Mosque: I visit a mosque. Shoes off, headscarf on and. I wander around, marveling at the architecture. It’s all so beautiful and serene. Then, I have a moment of profound (and unexpected) peace, a quiet moment where the world just… stops. It's weird, but I like it.
- The Tea Triumph (and Tragedy): Okay, Turkish tea. I'm starting to get the hang of it. The little glasses, the strong, black liquid… I love it. I end up sitting in a tea house for hours, watching people, eavesdropping on conversations (using my translation app, of course – which is actually getting pretty good). Then there's this AMAZING baklava. Oh my god. I almost cry. It’s the sugar rush, the jet lag, the realization that I'm actually here, in Turkey. It's an emotional overload.
- Lost in Translation (Again): I try to buy a shawl at a market. I think I'm haggling successfully. I am not. End up paying way too much for a gloriously gaudy, sparkly thing. Whatever. It’s beautiful, and I'm going to wear it with pride. (Even if I look like a disco ball).
Day 3: Backing out from a trip for hiking. More tea and a very weird "Spa" experience
- Hiking? I had planned a day of hiking. Nope. I'm still worn out. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe not.
- Tea House Therapy: Back to my tea house. I spend the morning drinking tea, watching life happen. I'm starting to feel a weird connection with the place. I actually feel like I belong here. It's bizarre.
- The "Spa" (and its Dark Secrets): I see a sign for a "Turkish Bath." I figure, why not? It's in the basement of a very sketchy-looking building. The place is dimly lit, the air is thick with steam, and the "masseuse" is… let's just say, a large, imposing figure. It's an experience, let's leave it at that. I escape afterward, feeling both surprisingly relaxed and intensely violated. I needed a drink.
- Evening: I walked back to the hotel, drank coffee at the in house cafe, and passed out on the bed at around 9 PM.
Day 4: Departure and "Never Again" (Maybe?)
- The Packing Panic (Round Two): More panic packing. The suitcase is now a complete mess, crammed with shawls, souvenirs, and my rapidly dwindling supply of clean underwear.
- The Airport Debacle: Arrive at the airport. The security line is long, chaotic, and filled with screaming children. I am starting to feel like a well-seasoned veteran traveller.
- The Flight Home: The flight is long, and the thought crosses my mind "what if my phone battery is completely dead and I have no way to contact my family?" But hey, I have a window seat! I look out at the clouds, and I reflect…
- Emotional Wrap-Up: Okay, Erzurum. It was weird. It was chaotic. It was beautiful. It was frustrating. It was absolutely, wonderfully, messily human. Would I go back? Maybe. Probably. Eventually. But, at the very least, I'm glad I went.
P.S. I have no idea what I ate most of the time. I still love Tea, and I might be addicted to Baklava. And if anyone knows how to get the smell of sulfur out of my hair, please tell me.
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Erzurum's "Hidden Gem" Hotel: Seriously? Let's Unpack This Mess.
Okay, is this hotel *actually* good? The hype is real, or is it just...hype?
The location – is it convenient, or am I going to feel like I'm stranded on a mountain?
What about the food? Is it a culinary adventure or a microwave meal situation?
The Staff: Friendly Robots or Human Beings?
Seriously, tell me about the room. Is it a palace or a prison cell?
Any Deal-breakers? What was the worst part of the experience?
So, should I stay there? Is it *really* a "Hidden Gem?"

