Escape to Paradise: Paree Hut Resort Chonburi Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Paree Hut Resort Chonburi Awaits! - Or Does It? A Surprisingly Honest Review (SEO-Powered Ramblings)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the (hopefully) sparkling turquoise waters of Paree Hut Resort in Chonburi. I'm not gonna lie, the name promises paradise. And the photos? Oh, the photos! But let's be real, hotel brochures are famous for their… creative interpretations of reality. So, I, your intrepid (and slightly cynical) reviewer, have spent a few days getting up close and personal with this joint, and here's the lowdown, SEO-ified to the max, and sprinkled with a healthy dose of my own personal drama.
Accessibility: The Good, the Slightly Clunky, and the “Hmm…”
First things first: Accessibility. This is supposed to be a major selling point for some of you, so let's get it out of the way early. Now, the website claims Facilities for disabled guests. That's promising! But… shifty eyes… I didn’t see a truly robust setup. There's an elevator – a definite plus! – so getting to your room isn't a Herculean task. But navigating the grounds itself? Well, let's just say it's not exactly a model of completely seamless wheelchair accessibility. Things might get a little…challenging with some of the landscaping. The paths weren’t exactly flat and paved, more little bits of concrete with dips and rises. So, if total mobility is your main priority, maybe give customer service a call beforehand and ask some very specific questions. You know? Just to be sure. I saw a couple of things to consider like a gentle ramp or two, but I really wanted to see more.
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: I'm going to be brutally honest: I didn't see any specific information on the accessibility of the restaurants or lounges themselves. This is where proactive communication is key. Just a thought before booking.
Internet Access: Praying for Wi-Fi and the God of Ethernet
Okay, let's talk Internet, shall we? Because in the modern world, a bad internet connection is social suicide. The website proudly boasts Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! And… Internet access – wireless in every room. Great! Except, and this is where the real world crashes in… the Wi-Fi was a bit…spotty, especially during peak times. Think dial-up speeds. I mean, I was trying to get my work done (that's my excuse for constantly being on my phone). But I quickly gave up, accepting defeat, and spent my time gazing at the pool. There is also Internet [LAN], which is a bit antiquated. Hopefully, there's some Internet services available, just in case. Also, you will find Wi-Fi in public areas, but I didn't spend a lot of time there.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe…ish?
Alright, the important stuff. Did I feel safe? Mostly. They are doing the precautions for the cleanliness and safety and I'll give them a thumbs up for that. Lots of hand sanitizer everywhere, which is a relief. Things like Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Individually-wrapped food options, Rooms sanitized between stays, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, all of the above are certainly reassuring.
I didn’t see a lot of evidence of Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, I did not see Professional-grade sanitizing services, and I'm not sure about Room sanitization opt-out available. I didn't see Sterilizing equipment or Daily disinfection in common areas specifically either, so I would reach out to find out if they offer these options.
They do have CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], and Security [24-hour]. They also have Smoke alarms. The Check-in/out [express] and Check-in/out [private] are a good option.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food, Glorious Food (But is it Good Food?)
Food! My true love. And the Dining, drinking, and snacking at Paree Hut? Mixed bag alert! They have a Restaurant. They have Restaurants. That's reassuring. They also have a Poolside bar! I'm a sucker for a poolside cocktail. And that part? That was good. Happy hour was, well, happy.
Let's go more in-depth:
Asian cuisine in restaurant: I didn't try it, but it exists!
Western cuisine in restaurant: They have it too.
A la carte in restaurant: Yes.
Breakfast [buffet]: Yeah, yeah, it's there. I'm always hesitant with buffets.
Breakfast service: Available.
Breakfast [buffet]: Buffet lovers, rejoice!
Coffee/tea in restaurant: Essential.
Coffee shop: I didn't see one.
Desserts in restaurant: Tempting, aren't they?
Poolside bar: Highly recommended.
Room service [24-hour]: Bonus points!
Snack bar: For the inevitable snack cravings.
Vegetarian restaurant: I think they offer some veggie options, but not a dedicated restaurant.
Bottle of water: Yes!
Soup in restaurant: I wish I can try this.
Salad in restaurant: Yes!
The Verdict?
Paree Hut Resort could be a great escape with some work. But just remember that the photos are always better than reality. Do your research, ask questions, and go in with realistic expectations. Is it paradise? Well, that depends on your definition. It’s got potential. It just needs a little… polish.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups! Because this isn't your grandma's itinerary, this is my Paree Hut Resort, Chonburi, Thailand, adventure. And believe me, it's gonna be a rollercoaster.
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Coconut Calamity (and a side of ‘WTF is happening’)
- Morning (or, Let's Be Honest, Mid-Afternoon): Landed bleary-eyed in Bangkok. Seriously, that flight felt longer than my last relationship (and probably more painful). The taxi ride to Chonburi? An adrenaline rush. The driver, bless his heart, seemed to think the horn was a musical instrument. Arrived at Paree Hut. First impressions: cute, rustic, Instagrammable. But also… how isolated are we? Like, "the only thing between us and the horizon is a coconut" isolated.
- Afternoon: Checked into my room. A bit… cozy. Okay, maybe claustrophobic-chic. But hey, it's got a balcony! And a view of the ocean (I think? It's hard to tell through the foliage). Decided to celebrate my arrival with a coconut. Big mistake. The guy cracked it open with a machete like he was auditioning for a pirate movie. Result? Coconut water everywhere. Me, covered in sticky coconut juice, looking like I lost a fight with a tropical smoothie. "This is gonna be a trip," I mumbled to myself.
- Evening: Wandered the beach. Beautiful, yes. But also… deserted. Where is everyone? Did I miss a memo about a local apocalypse? Found a little beach shack for dinner. The Pad Thai was passable, but the sunset? Absolutely breathtaking. Seriously, I almost cried. (Don't judge me, I’m jet-lagged.) Feeling a sense of wonder that slowly turns into absolute loneliness.
Day 2: Beach Bumming and the Mystery of the Missing Sunscreen (and a dose of existential dread)
- Morning: Okay, so the isolation is both charming and panic-inducing. Tried to chill on the beach, armed with sunscreen (or so I thought). Turns out, the tiny bottle I brought was basically a sample size. Spent the next two hours sweating and slowly turning into a lobster. Realized I hadn't reapplied sunblock so I start running to the resort to do it, and in my panic I trip. Sprawled out and laughing at myself, I look like a beached whale.
- Afternoon: Gave up on beach bumming so I went to the town, walking around. Took a Tuk-tuk ride. Met a friendly golden retriever, whose owner I have no idea who it was, I was laughing along with the dog to go to some place. It was fun. It had a market. Bought some weird fruit that tasted like… gasoline-flavored sunshine. A man offered to give me a discount if I'd try to eat it with him, I was skeptical but I didn't have a choice, so I went with him. We tried eating it and we looked silly and laughed, it was good.
- Evening: Dinner back at the beach shack. Same Pad Thai, same stunning sunset. But tonight… I felt less awe, more… quiet. The vastness of the ocean and started to be somewhat overwhelming. Wondering if I made a huge mistake.
Day 3: Kayaking and the Great Insect Invasion (and the beginning of a love/hate relationship with Thailand)
- Morning: Decided to be adventurous. Rented a kayak. Paddling out was okay. Paddling back… Well, let's just say I experienced a level of physical exertion I haven't felt since that Zumba class I tried in 2018. Got back to shore, exhausted and covered in… bugs. Tiny, biting, relentless bugs.
- Afternoon: Retreat to my room, covered myself in bug spray, and contemplated my life choices. Am I cut out for solo travel? Am I too old for this? Am I going to be eaten alive by insects?
- Evening: Decided to be brave. Ventured back out for dinner. Forced myself to be social. Found a friendly German couple, we talked. Shared some beers. Actually laughed. Maybe Thailand isn’t a complete disaster. Maybe… just maybe… I’m starting to get it.
Day 4: The Massage That Saved My Sanity (and the realization that I REALLY need to learn some Thai)
- Morning: I’m stiff, sunburnt, and slightly traumatized by the insect situation. Scheduled a massage. It was the best two hours of my life. Seriously, the woman was a miracle worker. Knots I didn't even know I had vanished. I think she actually realigned my chakras.
- Afternoon: Explored the resort. Found a tiny pool hidden amongst the trees. Spent the afternoon in a blissful state of nothingness, reading my book and soaking in the sun. The isolation starts to feel less like a punishment and more like… peace.
- Evening: Tried to order dinner in Thai. Utter disaster. Ended up with some kind of spicy noodle soup that burned my tongue off. But hey, the staff laughed with me, not at me. (I think). Decided I'm going to learn SOME Thai before I leave. Even if it's just "thank you" "hello" and "where is the bathroom?"
Day 5: Farewells and the Seeds of Wanderlust (and the bittersweet feeling of leaving paradise)
- Morning: One last walk on the beach. One last coconut. (This time, no machete incident). Sat on my balcony, watching the waves. I felt a pang of sadness, but also… something else. A feeling of accomplishment. I did it. I survived. I learned to breathe. I actually started to enjoy the isolation.
- Afternoon: Packed. Said goodbye to the staff. They’re lovely, and I am gonna miss them.
- Evening: Headed to Bangkok. The taxi ride was again a terrifying symphony of honking horns. But this time, I didn't mind so much. I am leaving Paree Hut, but I’ll be back.
Overall Assessment:
Paree Hut? Messy, imperfect, and beautiful. It's a place that throws you into the deep end. And maybe… just maybe… that's exactly what I needed. I feel like I’ve lost a part of myself, and I feel like I found a piece of myself here. And I can’t wait to explore more. I should probably learn to pack more sunscreen, though. And more Thai. And maybe a mosquito net.
Fin
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Okay, spill. Is this "Escape to Paradise: Paree Hut Resort" actually paradise-ish? Seriously?
Alright, alright, settle down. "Paradise-ish" is a good way to put it. Look, it's **Paree Hut Resort** in Chonburi, not the Maldives, okay? My expectations weren't exactly sky-high, and look, it wasn't perfect. There was this one evening... the power went out, and for a solid hour, I was convinced I was gonna be eaten by a rogue gecko. (Dramatic, I know, but it was HOT and dark!) But then, once the lights flickered back on, and I saw that beach... oh, the beach! The sand was practically sugar, and the water? Crystal clear. So yeah, "paradise-ish," with a side of potential gecko-related anxiety.
What's the vibe like at Paree Hut? Is it all Instagram influencers or… something else?
Thank GOD, it's not all influencers. It's more… chill. Like, imagine a bunch of folks who are genuinely happy to be AWAY from their jobs. There were families, couples, a few solo adventurers… a good mix. I even met a guy who'd been coming back every year for like, ten years. TEN YEARS! He claimed the staff practically adopted him. (I’m not sure *how* he got adopted, the food might've had something to do with it, I'll explain later). It's definitely more "kick back and relax" than "strike a pose for the 'gram," which, honestly, was a HUGE relief. Though, okay, I did snap a few pics for my own memories, of course. Don't judge me.
The huts. Are they truly huts? Are we talking camping, or… a little more glam?
They ARE huts! But thankfully, they're not *just* huts. Think… charming, rustic bungalows, which are quite comfortable. I stayed in the "beachfront" hut, which, let me tell you, was worth the extra baht. Waking up to that view… it was worth every mosquito bite (and trust me, there were some!). The bed was comfy, the AC worked (a MUST!), and the bathroom was… well, let’s just say it had *running water*. Not a given in a hut, I’ve learned. Though, our air conditioning unit leaked a little, leaving me and my partner with a damp bed after a long day. We got it done, the staff got us extra towels and we were good to go!
Food! Let's talk about the food! Is it any good? And more importantly, what's on the menu?
Okay, this is where Paree Hut *really* shines. The food is phenomenal! Think fresh seafood, authentic Thai dishes, and some surprisingly good Western options (for those days when you just need some pasta). My stomach is growling just thinking about it. Let me paint you a picture... There's fresh seafood cooked to perfection on the grill, that green curry was fire (I, sadly, ate a little too much of it, I'm not gonna beat around the bush), and the mango sticky rice… oh Lord, the mango sticky rice. I'm not even a big dessert person, but I practically inhaled it every single night. And the guy I mentioned who'd been coming back for ten years? He told me he gets a custom-made seafood boil every single day he is there! It’s almost worth going just for the food. Almost.
What about activities? Is there anything BESIDES lying on the beach (which, let's be honest, is my primary goal)?
Yes, there's more than just beach-bumming! Though, honestly, the beach-bumming is A-OK with me. But if you want to be "active," they do offer kayaking, paddleboarding, snorkeling, and a short stroll away, there are some small shops and other restaurants. I gave kayaking a go, and let's just say I'm not exactly a master paddler. I spent more time going in circles than actually exploring. But it was fun! And hey, I burnt a few calories, which means more mango sticky rice, right? Anyway, It's nice to have the option, though, because honestly, I spent most of my time just soaking up the sun, reading a book, and occasionally dipping in the perfect waters.
Okay, the elephant in the room: The Mosquitoes, How Bad are They?
Look, let's be real. It's the tropics. There will be mosquitoes. BRING BUG SPRAY. Seriously, pack like you're preparing for war. I thought I was prepared, but I clearly was not prepared ENOUGH. I got bitten more than I care to admit. They especially come out at dusk, so cover up or spray up. The resort did provide some mosquito coils, which helped, but don't be a hero. Apply bug spray liberally. You'll thank me later. And maybe bring a calamine lotion. Just in case. I did, and I really used it.
The Staff. How's their service?
The staff are amazing. Genuinely, some of the friendliest, most helpful people I've met. They're always smiling, always willing to go the extra mile. They remember your name, your coffee order, even your favorite spot on the beach. One day I forgot to bring my beach towel and asked for one at the front desk. Within seconds, I had a fresh, fluffy towel dropped off right to my hut. So grateful for their service.
My Partner and I fought constantly and this seems romantic! Is it REALLY romantic?
Oh boy, yes! I mean, you know you, and you know your relationship, so take that as you will. The vibes of the place are super romantic! The sunsets are glorious. The food is designed for sharing. If you're into that kinda thing. You can totally cuddle up on the beach, hand in hand, and sip on cocktails. We shared one of those beach front huts I was raving about earlier, the sunrise and sunset was the perfect backdrop to our amazing time away from our responsibilities. So. Much. Romance. Honestly, I'm not even a romantic person, but even I was charmed by the place.
Is it suitable for families?
Definitely. I saw tons of families there, and they all seemed to be having a blast. There are kid-friendly activities, the beach is safe for swimming, and the staff is super accommodating to little ones. There weren't a lot of rowdy parties or wild nights that would ruin a family vacation. It's aBook For Rest
