Escape to Paradise: Adults-Only Luxury at Ixian Dream Hotel, Rhodes
Ixian Dream Hotel: Rhodes – Paradise Found (or at Least, a Pretty Damn Good Getaway) – A Rambling, Honest Review
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea on the Ixian Dream Hotel in Rhodes. Forget those sterile, perfectly curated travel blogs. You're getting the real deal, warts and all. This is for the grown-ups, people who appreciate a good time, especially if they're looking to escape the screaming rugrats and the endless to-do lists. "Escape to Paradise: Adults-Only Luxury" – well, they promise a lot, right? Let's see if they deliver.
First Impressions and The Nitty-Gritty
Arriving at the Ixian Dream felt… well, dreamy. The air conditioning in the public area was a lifesaver, considering the Rhodes heat. The exterior corridor had a certain charm, like a movie set, that the camera loved. Check-in was contactless, which is pure bliss for those of us who are a little germ-averse. Although I did find myself missing the personal touch a bit (they were very efficient, which is great, but maybe a little too efficient?).
Now, about accessibility. I have to admit, I wasn't specifically looking for accessibility features, but I noticed the elevator and the facilities for disabled guests - they weren't pretending they forgot about anyone, which is a huge plus. The exterior corridor gave wheelchair users a lot more freedom to move around. Something I appreciated.
Rooms: My Sanctum (with a few minor bumps)
My room? Gorgeous. Absolutely gorgeous. The air conditioning was blasting (heaven!), the blackout curtains were a lifesaver after a long day of, well, doing nothing but relaxing. The bathrobes were plush, the slippers were divine, and the extra-long bed was practically begging me to nap. Free Wi-Fi? Yes, baby! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! And it actually worked! I was constantly in touch with my friends and family.
I did, however, miss a few things; a place to work without getting my laptop super sweaty. And the coffee maker was okay at best. Still, I'm nitpicking. The sheer comfort of the space, with its soundproofing and non-smoking policy, was a major point. The safety/security features were present, including smoke detectors.
Food, Glorious Food (and Drinks!)
Okay, let's talk about food. The breakfast buffet was a masterpiece. Don’t @ me, but the Asian breakfast at the restaurant was surprisingly good. The array of options! Fresh fruit, delicious pastries, and everything you could possibly want. They even offer vegetarian options. They also offer room service [24-hour] – which can't be beat! The poolside bar was another highlight, serving up cocktails that were both strong and delicious. I spent an embarrassing amount of time in the pool with a view, sipping something fruity. This is a top-tier feature.
The restaurants offer a buffet and a la carte dishes. I was particularly impressed with the salad in the restaurant – the freshness and the dressings were top notch. Speaking of which, the safe dining setup was evident; sanitized kitchen and tableware items and individually-wrapped food options provided peace of mind. The hotel was using anti-viral cleaning products, and were also providing hand sanitizer.
They had a coffee shop, and desserts in the restaurant to boot. I was particularly impressed with the desserts!
Things to Do (or, Frankly, Not Do)
This is where the Ixian Dream shines for the over-18 crowd. It's all about relaxation. The swimming pool [outdoor] is stunning. I loved the sauna, the spa/sauna, and the steamroom. The massage was pure bliss – my tense shoulders melted away.
The fitness center was decent for a hotel gym. I tried to use it once…but the call of the pool was too strong. There's a poolside bar with great drinks.
My Personal "Wow" Experience
Okay, here's where I get a little too personal. I'm a sucker for a good spa day. I had my body scrub and body wrap, and it was not just relaxing, it was downright transformative. I left feeling like a new person. A shiny, moisturized, utterly relaxed new person. It's a splurge, sure, but if you're looking to truly escape, do it.
The "Meh" Bits (Because Nothing's Perfect)
No place is perfect. Here are a few minor quibbles:
- Contactless Check-In and Out: While efficient, it felt a bit impersonal.
- The Coffee: It could have been better. (I'm a coffee snob, I confess.)
Cleanliness and Safety: A COVID-Conscious Paradise
The hotel clearly takes cleanliness seriously. Hand sanitizer was everywhere. They were using professional-grade sanitizing services and had staff trained in safety protocols. Rooms sanitized between stays. I felt safe and protected the whole time, which is crucial, especially these days.
Services and Conveniences: All the Extras
The hotel offers a ton of extras: Air conditioning in public area, currency exchange, concierge, dry cleaning, laundry service, the list goes on. These facilities showed that they had covered all the major services and conveniences.
The Verdict: Book It!
I'm giving the Ixian Dream a hearty thumbs up. If you're looking for a luxurious, adults-only getaway in Rhodes where you can unwind, relax, and forget about the world for a bit, this is it. It's not perfect, but the good far outweighs the minor imperfections. The staff are lovely, the location is great, and the overall experience is pure bliss.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your perfectly polished brochure itinerary. This is me, me in Greece, and this is what's gonna happen (or, more likely, didn't happen exactly as planned) at that fancy-pants Ixian Dream hotel in Rhodes. Buckle up, because it's going to be a wild ride! (And hopefully, with a few good cocktails in the mix).
Ixian Dream - Rhodes: Chaos & Cocktails (and occasional relaxation… maybe)
Day 1: Arrival & "Luxury" Realizations
- Morning (5:00 AM): Ugh. The alarm. That soul-crushing moment. Fly from Dullsville (that's where I live, just in case you were curious) and finally arrive in Rhodes! Airport chaos. Baggage claim: a beautiful ballet of lost suitcases and stressed-out tourists. Found mine (miracle!) but almost lost it again when a particularly enthusiastic man tried to "help" me with it. I swear, I could have had him deported with the glare I gave him.
- Mid-morning (10:00 AM): The Ixian Dream. Finally. The lobby is… well, it's all sleek lines and blinding white surfaces. Makes me feel instantly inadequate, like I should have worn a dress instead of my travel-worn jeans. Check-in supposedly "seamless." They lost my reservation for 10 minutes. No biggie!
- Afternoon (12:00 PM): Room: Gorgeous. Sea view. Balcony. I’m not gonna lie, I nearly squealed. But…the coffee machine? Instructions in Greek. My attempts to interpret: epic, hilarious fail. Ended up ordering room service. Greek salad. Excellent start.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Pool time! Finding a sunbed… the Hunger Games, apparently. Managed to snag one, miraculously, even though I’m pretty sure there were towels already claiming them. Ordered a cocktail. "Aperol Spritz." It tasted like sunshine in a glass. Life is good. Then I spilled half of it. Classic.
- Evening (8:00 PM): Dinner at the main restaurant. Dress code: "Smart Casual." I think my interpretation of “smart casual” is slightly off. I swear, I'm pretty sure a couple snickered at my choice of shorts. The food, however, was divine. (Mostly. I'm not sure I'll ever understand the Greek's obsession with grilling everything.) Tried to order in Greek. Ended up with a plate of… something. Delicious, though!
- Night (10:00 PM): Sunset drinks on the beach. Okay, the views were Instagram-worthy. The cocktails? Even better. The company? Me, myself, and I, for now. Still, I’m feeling optimistic. Rhodes, here I come!
Day 2: History, Hiccups, and Holy Guacamole!
- Morning (9:00 AM): Breakfast! This time, I mastered the coffee machine. Victory! The buffet is overwhelming. Plates piled high with cheese, pastries, and…a mystery meat I’m not entirely sure I want to identify. Played it safe with the yogurt and honey.
- Morning (10:30 AM): "Historical exploration" - my version of a walk to the Old Town of Rhodes. Seriously impressive. Walls and statues… and also, incredibly chaotic. Lost half an hour getting hopelessly lost in a maze of cobbled streets. Found an amazing jewellery shop!
- Lunch (1:00 PM): Quick bite at a taverna in old town. Tzatziki, pita, and the local beer. Heaven. This time, it was really the best!
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Return to the Ixian Dream. Pool time, again. Today, my confidence has grown. I’m practically a sunbed ninja. Read a book for like, five minutes before I fell asleep on the sunbed.
- Afternoon (5:00 PM): SPA! I booked a massage. It was… an experience. The massage itself was fantastic, but the pre-treatment ritual involved being wrapped in seaweed and smelling of the sea for the rest of the day. Was it relaxing, or just… odd?
- Evening (8:00PM): Dinner at the Italian restaurant. This was a disaster. I ordered pasta. It was overcooked, under-seasoned, and…well, just disappointing. Sulked in my room with a bag of crisps.
- Night (10:00 PM): More sunset cocktails. Needed to erase the Italian debacle. Tried to befriend some other guests, but they were deeply engrossed in important business matters. Gave up and enjoyed the view.
Day 3: Beach Bliss & Byzantine Blues
- Morning (8:00 AM): Slept in! Hurrah! Missed breakfast, so had to make do with a very late breakfast.
- Morning (10:00 AM): Beach Day! Found a brilliant beach, the sea was crystal clear. Spent hours swimming, sunbathing, and generally feeling like a mermaid. At least, I felt like a mermaid. Pretty sure I looked a bit like a lobster.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Beachside lunch! Fresh fish, grilled octopus, and more Aperol Spritz. The waiter flirted with me. Result!
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Went back to the hotel to relax (more cocktails).
- Afternoon (5:00 PM): The whole hotel seems to have gone silent. Everyone is resting. This is a good thing.
- Evening (8:00PM): Themed dinner - something to do with the Greek nights. The food was excellent and also the dance was amazing!
- Night (10:00 PM): Last sunset cocktails. Already feeling sad that the trip is nearing its end. Definitely going to come back!
Day 4: Departure & Debrief
- Morning (8:00 AM): Last breakfast. Tried to eat everything, just in case. Failed miserably.
- Morning (9:00 AM): Packed my bags. Attempted to fold my clothes. Ended up with a messy pile of unidentifiable garments.
- Morning (11:00 AM): Check-out. Said goodbye to the stunning hotel (and the staff who were so helpful).
- Mid-day (12:00 PM): Airport chaos again. This time, I actually found my gate without getting lost! Then I was delayed for what felt like a lifetime.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM): Finally landed in my home town. After a long time, I can tell that the trip was amazing!
Overall Assessment:
Ixian Dream? Beautiful hotel. Rhodes? Amazing! Me? Still a work in progress. But hey, that’s part of the fun, right? Go. Get a tan. Eat too much. Get lost. Laugh. Make memories (and maybe a few mistakes). And most importantly – embrace the chaos! Opa!
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