Broadway Flats: Braamfontein's HOTTEST Apartments! (Johannesburg)
Broadway Flats: Braamfontein's HOTTEST Apartments! – A Braamfontein Rant (and Rave!)
Okay, let's be real. Braamfontein. It's…Braamfontein. It's a vibe. A chaotic, vibrant, sometimes-dodgy-feeling, but always interesting vibe. And if you're diving headfirst into the Braamfontein experience, you need a place that can keep up. Enter Broadway Flats. This isn't your grandma's sterile hotel experience, and thank goodness for that. I'm gonna be straight with you: this review is gonna be messy, just like Johannesburg itself. Buckle up.
First Impressions (and the Accessibility Angle):
So, getting there. Accessibility: Getting there is a little Braamfontein-y in itself. Streets can be a minefield of potholes and… well, just be prepared. Accessibility at the building itself is decent. They’ve got an elevator, which is a huge win, and that's already a huge plus compared to a lot of places in Joburg. I'm seeing facilities for disabled guests, which I hope translates to genuinely accessible rooms (I didn't personally experience this, so I can only report what's listed). They need to work on clear signage and making sure everything is easy to navigate if they really want to cater to folks with mobility challenges.
Getting Into the Details: Rooms, Rooms, Rooms!
Alright, let's talk room specifics. The rooms are…well, they’re modern. Clean lines, decent space. They’ve got everything you need: Air conditioning (a MUST in Joburg!), free Wi-Fi (which is a HUGE selling point – more on that later), a desk (if you're actually going to do work, bless your heart), and a generally comfortable setup. They've listed all the basics, like bathrooms, showers, and toilets, but the key is they do it WELL. I'm all about the basics done right, and these guys do them right. Let's be real, nobody wants to stay here because of a bath. And the feeling they give. It's "cool." More like "stylish." Like you're in a New York loft rather than a flat in a South African city.
My Room Experience – The Perfect Imperfection:
So, my personal experience? I snagged a room with a window that opens. Sounds small, I know, but after a day in Braamfontein's city dust, fresh air? Pure bliss. The blackout curtains were life-savers. I'm terrible at sleeping, so a dark room is essential. Speaking of essential, the Wi-Fi [free] was crucial. The Internet access – wireless and the Internet access – LAN were all the same so it was perfect. No buffering, no dropped calls, the Internet performed seamlessly. I could stream movies on demand, which gave me an opportunity to chill after a day of exploring.
I got a late checkout and a wake-up service but didn't wake up. And that's okay. This is still a win.
Food Glorious Food (and the Dining Dilemma):
Okay, this is where things get a bit… scattered. Dining, drinking, and snacking are where you can go from the greatest experience to not so great experience. Broadway Flats is a work in progress here. They boast a restaurant, and I saw lots of restaurants around. Restaurants with a la carte options. But I didn't really experience either. I saw the restaurant but never actually went inside.
I did see a poolside bar. But the pool views would have been killer. A genuine highlight. It made me want to hang around all day.
Here’s where I’m getting slightly cynical: Lots of options, but not necessarily a seamless experience. I did see a coffee shop and a snack bar which is nice, but it was as you're walking around. Not in the hotel itself. This could be a huge win for Broadway Flats if they nail this down. Make breakfast easy, give people those lunchtime options.
Things to Do and Ways to Unwind (or Work Up a Sweat!):
Alright, let’s talk fun. Ways to relax is where Broadway Flats shines. The pool with a view is just brilliant – I’m talking serious Instagram potential. Sadly, it was a bit too chilly for a swim when I was there, but I can totally picture myself lounging there in the summer. They also have a spa, which is a huge plus. I didn’t try it, but the idea of a massage after a day of navigating Joburg streets? Sign me up! They've got the fitness center so you can gym/fitness to sweat out all the stress and bad food.
Cleanliness and Safety (and the All-Important Peace of Mind):
This is where Broadway Flats really shines. In a city with its challenges, feeling safe is paramount. They go the extra mile. They advertise anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, and rooms sanitized between stays. They've also got the basics covered: CCTV in common areas and outside property, 24-hour front desk and security. Seeing all that gives you peace of mind. They've put in effort to handle hand sanitizer and it's amazing.
The Little Things (or the Services & Conveniences that Matter):
Broadway Flats offers a bunch of useful services. There is a concierge and daily housekeeping which I thought was a must. They have laundry service, which saved me from looking like a total mess, and dry cleaning. Plus a convenience store.
For the Kids (and the Fun Stuff!):
I don't have kids, but it seems like they’re family/child friendly. They also have a babysitting service, and they've got kids' facilities which is a plus.
Getting Around (and Dodging the Taxi Scams):
They do airport transfer, which is essential. Joburg traffic is insane. Broadway Flats has taxi service. The valet parking makes parking a non-issue.
The Big Conclusion (and the Hook!)
Look, Broadway Flats isn't perfect. But it's good. It’s got the essential stuff down pat. The rooms are comfortable and well-equipped. The location is central, and the accessibility is a big plus. The peace of mind with the safety measures is huge, and the pool? That view, man. That view.
Here's My Honest Offer:
Are you looking for an apartment in Braamfontein? Are you looking for a hotel in Braamfontein? Then Book your stay at Broadway Flats! We'll leave no stone unturned to make sure you sleep comfortably. Get a cool room. Enjoy every bit the best Braamfontein has to offer. We'll have a discount so reach out today and save even more.
Broadway Flats: Your basecamp for Braamfontein adventures. Book now and experience the heart of Johannesburg!
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Alright, strap yourselves in, because we're about to dive HEADFIRST into the chaotic, beautiful, and definitely not-always-smooth experience that is…Broadway Flats, Braamfontein. This ain’t your perfectly curated Instagram feed, folks. This is real life, and it’s gonna get messy.
Itinerary: Broadway Flats, Braamfontein – A Glimpse into the Glorious Grind
(Day 1: Arrival & Existential Dread over Coffee)
- Morning (9:00 AM-ish): Touchdown at OR Tambo. The usual airport rodeo. Grab a cab – hopefully one that's NOT trying to charge you the price of a small island. Arrive at Broadway Flats. Okay, first impression? It's…a building, alright. (Don't judge me, I'm jet-lagged). Check-in. Try to figure out the elevator system (still haven’t mastered that one, tbh – more on this later).
- Later Morning (10:30 AM): Coffee. Crucial. Find the nearest spot with a decent caffeine fix. Had to wander, not a bad coffee spot, just a bit too loud for my liking. But the coffee itself? Saved me. Seriously, facing a foreign city after a long flight, one needs all the help they can get.
- Lunch (1:00 PM): Okay, this is where things get… interesting. I'm starving, and the options seem to be… well, varied. Decided to wander to find a place with a good vibe. Ended up in a local cafe, the food was pretty good, but the service was as slow as molasses in January. Seriously, waiting 45 minutes for a burger is cruel. Also, the guy behind me had a coughing fit that could shatter glass. Pray for me.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Time to wander. I start heading towards the Nelson Mandela Bridge, taking in the street art. Honestly, Braamfontein is a visual feast. The walls are alive with colour, messages, and stories. There's this mural of a woman with a giant flower behind her ear – it’s breathtaking. But then… I got lost. Like, properly lost. Ended up in some back alley, questioning all my life choices. Finally, a friendly local pointed me in the right direction, probably chuckling at the clueless tourist.
- Evening (6:00 PM): Dinner. Found a pretty cool restaurant with a nice vibe. The food was a bit of a miss, to be honest. I ordered something that sounded amazing on the menu… and tasted like disappointment. But hey, at least the wine was good, and the conversation with the waiter was more entertaining!
- Night (8:00 PM): Back at the flats. Attempted to figure out this elevator. It's like a puzzle designed to torment tourists. Managed to get to the wrong floor, but hey, at least I got somewhere. Reflection: Am I really cut out for this travel thing?
(Day 2: Digging Deeper & The Great Wi-Fi Battle)
- Morning (9:00 AM): The inevitable struggle to find decent Wi-Fi. It's practically a human right. The free Wi-Fi at the flats? Non-existent. Spent a good hour wandering around trying to connect. Finally had to buy a local SIM card. Success! Now I can complain about the poor Wi-Fi in relative luxury.
- Brunch (11:00 AM): Okay, decided to be brave and venture out for shakshuka. It was delicious. And I actually managed to order it without completely butchering the pronunciation. Small victories, people, small victories.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): The Experience - Visiting the Neighbourgood Market, Oh, my GOD. Food trucks galore. Music blasting. A cacophony of smells, sounds, and total sensory overload in the best way possible. I ended up getting lost in the crowds, and eventually, by chance, ended up in line for a burger from a place that looked like it'd just wandered out of a hipster magazine. Honestly, it was the best burger I've had in ages. Sat at a table and watched the world go by. The vibrant energy of the place just hits you in the face, and you're like, "Yeah, this is what I'm here for." This is where I started to feel like I was actually experiencing Braamfontein, not just observing it.
- Evening (5:00 PM): A walk. Got to see the "Living Room," a cool rooftop lounge. Stunning view of the city. The vibe was great, and I met some locals who were super friendly. The conversations were insightful and really made me feel a sense of belonging.
- Night (8:00 PM): Back at the flats. Trying to do some work, but the distractions in this city are strong. Can't. Stop. Thinking. About. That. Burger.
(Day 3: More Wanderings, More Woes, and Unexpected Kindness)
- Morning (9:00 AM): Tried to actually use the gym at the flats. Got halfway through a treadmill session before my phone fell off the shelf and cracked the floor. Gave up. Maybe tomorrow.
- Brunch (11:00 AM): Found a delicious coffee shop with amazing pastries. Seriously, the croissant was flaky perfection. This is what I needed to face today, and the city, again.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): More wandering, more getting lost. Went into a few shops, tried to learn some basic Zulu phrases (they're harder than they look). Ended up chatting with a shopkeeper, who, despite my terrible pronunciation, was patient and friendly. He told me about his family, his hopes for the future. It was a reminder that even in a bustling city, there’s always human connection.
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM): Went to the Johannesburg Art Gallery, I love this museum. It's a great building and a lovely walk. There was a fantastic exhibition on display. Seeing the art, and the city, after a bit of a rough patch, made me feel a lot better.
- Evening (6:00 PM): Dinner. I was running out of ideas, to be honest. Ended up at a little cafe near the flats. Ordered the same thing as the last time around because I could only remember that.
- Night (8:00 PM): Packing. Contemplating the chaos of this trip. Realizing I’ve only just scratched the surface. Feeling a strange mix of exhaustion and exhilaration.
(Day 4: Departure & The Promise of Return)
- Morning (9:00 AM): Final coffee. Saying goodbye to the barista who had gotten used to my jet-lagged ramblings.
- Late Morning (10:00 AM): Check out. One last attempt to master the elevator (still failed). Cab to the airport.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Flight home. So, Braamfontein. It wasn't perfect. It was messy. It definitely wasn't always easy. But it was real. And honestly? I can't wait to go back. *
Important Notes:
- This itinerary is a suggestion. Feel free to get lost, change your plans, and embrace the unexpected.
- Be prepared for crowds, noise, and the occasional hiccup. It's part of the experience.
- Talk to people! The locals are generally incredibly welcoming and helpful.
- Most importantly: have fun! Embrace the chaos. And don't forget to try every burger you see. You might just find one that changes your life.
So, What *Exactly* Are We Even Talking About Here? Like, Be Specific!
Is This, Like, A *Guide*? A How-To? Because I Need Help. Yesterday.
Okay, Fine. But What’s Your Deal Then? Who Are *You*?
So, You Said Disasters? Give Me An Example! I Live For This!
What *About* Good Things? Are There *ANY* Good Things?
Are You, Like, *Always* On The Edge Of A Breakdown?
Speaking of Which, What's Your Deal With Cats?
Do You Ever *Finish* Anything? Like, Actually *Complete* Something?
Okay, Okay. So What’s the *Point* Of All This, Then?
