Uncover Coorg's Hidden Gem: Ashok Palace Awaits!
Uncover Coorg's Hidden Gem: Ashok Palace Awaits! - A Thorough, Honest, and Slightly Chaotic Review
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the swirling mists and magical allure of Coorg, and specifically, Ashok Palace. Let me tell you, finding a genuinely hidden gem is harder than finding a decent cup of coffee at 3 AM… but this place? This place might just be the real deal. And I'm gonna give you the good, the bad, and the slightly-silly-but-honest-truth. Prepare for a rollercoaster, folks!
Accessibility & Safety – The Essentials (But Also, The Heart of the Matter):
First off, let's get the boring-but-crucial stuff out of the way. Accessibility: Okay, I'm not rolling around in a wheelchair myself, but I tried to pay attention. They do have facilities for disabled guests, which is a huge plus. Elevator? Yup. Exterior corridor? Nope, seems to be all internal staircases and elevators. But let's be real, Coorg is hillside, so be prepared for some ups and downs regardless. Accessibility Score: 7/10 – could be improved.
Cleanliness and Safety: Look, With the current climate I was a wee bit obsessed with how they handled the germ situation. And I gotta say, Ashok Palace ain’t slacking. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Double-check. Rooms sanitized between stays? Triple-check! The staff are definitely well-trained in safety protocols, and there's hand sanitizer everywhere you look. They even have a doctor/nurse on call, just in case that butter chicken disagrees with you (it almost got me!). Rooms sanitized between stays? Absolutely a win!. Hygiene certification? I didn't see a certificate hanging about (I'm guessing there's one somewhere), but the feeling was clean. Score: 9/10 – peace of mind is priceless.
And, good news, there are fire extinguishers and smoke alarms scattered around. CCTV watching over everything internally and externally. No weirdos lurking in the bushes (that I saw at least).
The Rooms – Cozy Comfort, and Maybe a Few Imperfections:
I'm going to spend a little more time here cause this is where I spent the most time: The room itself was… well, it was nice. Really nice. Non-smoking rooms, yes. A comfortable bed with nice linens. Air conditioning? Absolutely, thank goodness! And the blackout curtains are a godsend for those of us who like to sleep in (ahem, that's me). There's a desk, a mini-bar (tempting!), a coffee/tea maker (essential!), and a refrigerator. They even throw in some complimentary tea. Nice touch.
Now, for the imperfections. Let's be honest, it's not a perfect hotel. The Wi-Fi [free] in all rooms was, shall we say, variable. Sometimes lightning-fast, sometimes slower than a sloth on a Sunday. You'll be using the Wi-Fi [free] more or less. Internet access – wireless is also there. Additional toilet? Nope. Bathtub? Most rooms, yes. Bathroom phone? A bit old-fashioned, but hey, it worked.
Oh, and the soundproofing wasn't perfect. I could occasionally hear the… ahem… enthusiasm from the couple next door (let's just say they were enjoying their couples room!). Room decorations were nice-ish. Score: 7.5/10 – Comfy enough to forget the world outside.
Dining, Sipping, and Snacking – A Culinary Adventure (Mostly Good, With a Few Hiccups)
Okay, this is where Ashok Palace really shines, or maybe it just shone for me. I was very hungry. Restaurants? Plural! A definite plus. They have a buffet in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, a Vegetarian restaurant, and some Western cuisine in restaurant. The breakfast [buffet] was definitely a highlight – the Asian breakfast was particularly good! Asian breakfast? Yes! Western breakfast? Absolutely!
The poolside bar was a lovely place to unwind with a cocktail. Happy hour? Yes, and well-priced! The poolside bar was a lovely place to unwind with a cocktail. I had the best Mojito I've had in like… forever. And the coffee/tea in restaurant was always available.
Then came the hiccup. I ordered room service one night (because laziness). The food was a bit… late. And coldish. But hey, they have room service [24-hour]! I'll give them a break. Score: 8/10 – mostly delicious and sometimes a bit slow.
Things To Do & Ways to Relax – Go for It!
Okay, this is the part that got me really excited. Swimming pool [outdoor]? Yes, and a gorgeous one, with a pool with view. Spa/Sauna? Check and double check. Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage… the full works, basically. The spa was divine. I went for a massage one evening, and it was pure bliss. I almost floated away!
But here's a funny thing: the time I tried to use the Fitness center, there was a slightly disgruntled man hogging all the equipment. And while they have a sauna, I didn't actually use it. Steamroom. Oh, and they have a Steamroom as well. Oh well, the massage more than made up for it. Score: 9/10 – if you like to relax, you're sorted.
Services and Conveniences – Mostly Thumbs Up:
Air conditioning in public area? Yes. Concierge service? Super helpful. Cash withdrawal? Easy. Currency exchange? Yup. Daily housekeeping? My room was spotless every day. And they have Facilities for disabled guests.
The Staff – Nice People:
The staff were lovely. Friendly, helpful, and genuinely seemed to care about making your stay enjoyable. I'm honestly more impressed by personal connection than I am about the technical details of the hotel.
Getting Around:
Airport transfer? Yes, available. Car park [free of charge]? Also yes. I don't remember much else, as I had the hotel arrange everything for me.
For the Kids – Mixed Bag?
Family/child friendly? Well. I didn't have kids there, but the Kids meal and amenities seem geared more towards a couples retreat, it seems.
Important Notes & Random Thoughts:
- The Location: It's in Coorg, so expect lush greenery, winding roads, and breathtaking views. Prepare for some driving.
- Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], No complaints here.
- Meetings, Meetings: The hotel seems to be great for Meetings, and there are Meeting/banquet facilities.
- For the "In-Laws": If you are looking to stay at a nice hotel in Coorg, this is a great pick.
- Score: 8.5/10 - highly recommended. Go now!
The Big Takeaway:
Ashok Palace is not perfect, but it's close. It's a place where you can truly relax, enjoy stunning views, and be pampered. The staff are wonderful, the food is mostly excellent, and the spa is a highlight.
My Honest Recommendation
I left Ashok Palace refreshed, rejuvenated, and already planning my return. If you're looking for a little slice of paradise in Coorg, this is it.
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Coorg Chronicle: Ashok Palace & The Unfiltered Truth (A Messy Itinerary)
Okay, folks, buckle up. This isn't your sanitized travel brochure. This is the ACTUAL adventure of a slightly frazzled, caffeine-deprived human trying to navigate the majestic, and occasionally baffling, hills of Coorg. We're staying at the Ashok Palace, which, judging by the pictures, promises a whole lotta "Zen" and a tiny bit of "chaos," just the way I like it.
Day 1: Arrival & Altitude Adjustment (and a Near-Disaster with the Mosquitoes)
- Morning (5:00 AM - 8:00 AM): The Great Bangalore Ascent. Seriously, getting out of Bangalore at this ungodly hour is a feat in itself. Traffic was a nightmare. The bus was more like a mobile sardine tin, I swear. My stomach was doing Olympic-level somersaults. I finally made it. Then hit the road to Coorg. Note to self: pack more Dramamine.
- Mid-Morning (8:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Arrival at Ashok Palace! Whoa. Okay, the photos didn't lie, this place is legitimately stunning. Lush greenery everywhere. Little fountains gurgling. BUT, and this is a BIG but, the welcome drink was… a bit lukewarm. And I spent ten minutes fighting off a swarm of tiny, evil mosquitoes the moment I stepped out of reception. Disaster averted (sort of) with a liberal application of DEET. Let the zen begin!
- Lunch (12:30 PM - 2:00 PM): Lunch at the Palace. The buffet! Oh, the buffet. It was an explosion of flavors. I went straight for the local curries. Slightly too spicy. Definitely worth it. Ate until I couldn't breathe. Then, promptly retreated to my room for a strategic nap.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 5:00 PM): "Explore the Gardens" Itinerary item. Yeah, right. More like wander around the gardens, get hopelessly lost, and then stumble back to my room muttering about "elevation" and the perils of walking uphill in humidity. Found a secret bench overlooking a valley. Sat there for a blissful hour, utterly convinced I was the only person on earth. Until a squirrel tried to steal my granola bar. Jerk.
- Evening (6:00 PM - 8:00 PM): Dinner & "Cultural Program" - more like a group of locals singing some local songs. It was charming! The only issue was a constant mosquito attack. I was wondering if I should get my own mosquito repellent!
- Night (8:00 PM onwards): Bed. Need sleep after that long day. I'm pretty sure I've achieved peak relaxation.
Day 2: Coffee, Waterfalls and the Relentless Pursuit of Bliss (and Pancakes)
- Early Morning (5:30 AM - 7:00 AM): Early Morning Coffee! Wake up early and explore the plantation at Ashok Palace. The aroma! The scenery! I could get used to this.
- Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Breakfast. The promised pancakes were a lie. I swear, they had other food but i ended up being disappointed.
- Late Morning (9:00 AM - 1:00 PM): Excursion to Abbey Falls! Okay, this was incredible. The waterfall is majestic, powerful, awe-inspiring. The air is thick with mist! I probably took 500 photos. The only downside? The crowds. Seriously, it felt like I was competing in a photo-taking marathon. The drive up there was equally exciting, with our taxi driver weaving through the winding roads like a caffeinated snake.
- Lunch (1:00 PM - 2:00 PM): Lunch at a roadside shack. Ordered the local Thali. Another spice bomb, but this time I was prepared.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Attempt to go to Raja's Seat. Turns out the view point was closed due to rain. Gutted. Decided at the last minute to head back to the hotel.
- Evening (6:00 PM - 8:00 PM): Dinner at Palace restaurant. More amazing local food. Mosquitoes are still relentless. Contemplating buying a full-body mosquito suit. Is that a thing?
- Night (8:00 PM onwards): Stargazing. Okay, maybe not actual stargazing. Mostly me, lying on the balcony, staring at the blurry shapes in the sky and feeling profoundly content. Slightly worried about all those spiders.
Day 3: A Deep Dive into Coffee, Lost in Translation (and a Tiny Breakdown)
- Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Coffee Estate Tour. Finally! The REAL Coorg experience. We learned everything about coffee farming, from bean to cup. The aroma was pure heaven. I drank so much coffee that I think I'm now 80% caffeine. We tried to speak to the local guide, but let's face it, my language skills were lacking. My attempts at Kannada produced a look of polite bewilderment.
- Mid-Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Shopping for spices! I bought a truckload. Now my suitcase smells like a fragrant spice market. Also, I may have wildly overspent. Oops.
- Lunch (12:30 PM - 2:00 PM): The buffet. Again. Starting to feel like a local.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Free time. I declared a "do nothing" afternoon. And, you know what? It was glorious. I read a book, listened to some music, and simply existed.
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Panic over lost luggage. The panic of a lost suitcase has been something I never want to experience. Thankfully, it was just in a storage room.
- Evening (6:00 PM - 8:00 PM): Farewell Dinner. Attempt at zen. Fail. Mosquitoes.
- Night (8:00 PM onwards): Packing. This is when the reality of returning to the real world hits. And the lingering scent of spices permeates my senses.
Day 4: Departure & Reflections (and the Relentless Search for a Usable Toilet)
- Early Morning (5:00 AM - 7:00 AM): The Great Bangalore Return! Same bus. Same traffic. Same pre-dawn angst. Only this time, the Dramamine failed. I am officially broken. Coffee is my only savior.
- Late Morning (7:00 AM - 12:00 PM): The final journey. The long bus ride was difficult. But, I had a good time.
- Reflections: Coorg, you beautiful, chaotic, mosquito-ridden wonder. I'll be back. I'll bring more bug spray. And maybe I'll actually learn some Kannada. Maybe. Mostly, I'll bring a renewed appreciation for the simple act of breathing, and the profound pleasure of a cold shower after a day of sweating in the humid hills. This wasn't just a vacation; it was an experience. A messy, imperfect, utterly human experience. And that's exactly what made it perfect.
So... what *is* this thing anyway? (And why am I reading it?)
And why are *you* here? (Besides morbid curiosity, no judgment.) Maybe you stumbled upon this by accident. Maybe you're desperately seeking knowledge because, let's face it, the internet can often feel like trying to locate a sensible pair of socks in the dryer of reality. Or maybe you're just bored and procrastinating… I *totally* get that. Either way, welcome. Grab a virtual cup of coffee, settle in, and try not to judge my questionable life choices.
Are you... a real person? (Please say yes.)
I'm also not perfect. I make mistakes. I have opinions (duh!). I sometimes ramble and get distracted by shiny things (like a butterfly or a really good cheese). You'll see. Trust me, the more you read, the clearer it'll become. I'm still discovering myself. And if I’m being brutally honest, half the time *I* don’t know what I'm doing either.
Okay, okay. But *why* these FAQ's? What's the point?
Also, I tend to overthink *everything.* So, basically, it's therapy disguised as a website. Consider it a win-win.
What are you actually *talking* about in this whole thing? Be specific!
Expect a mish-mash of... well, *everything*. Maybe some musings on current events, maybe how to unclog a drain (because *someone* needs those skills), maybe a rant about the state of reality TV… who knows! I might even venture into a bit of self-improvement, or a whole lot of complaining. It's literally whatever I am thinking about at any given moment. Things I'm passionate about. Or things that just really, really bug me. Consider it one massive, ongoing experiment.
Will there be swearing? Because, you know, I have a delicate constitution.
Okay, let's get to the good stuff. Tell me a funny story. NOW!
I used to live in this old house. Lovely place, except it had a serious squirrel problem. Now, I am *no* expert on squirrels, but this particular breed was… ambitious. One day, I left a bag of chips on my porch. I figured, "Hey, it's a chip bag. What's the worst that could happen?" Famous last words, right?
I came back to find a *war zone*. The chip bag was shredded. Chips were *everywhere*. And the squirrels? They'd basically created a chip-fueled orgy. They were rolling around, stuffing their cheeks, and generally wreaking havoc. Honestly, it was impressive, but also terrifying. I tried to shoo them away, but they looked at me like I was the party pooper. The ringleader even gave a look that was like, “These are *mine*!”
So, in my frustrated attempt to scare them, I accidentally tripped. I flailed my arms, cried out a surprised "OH!", and… well, let's just say my bladder didn't handle the tumble well. I let out a little wee. Mortifying, right? Yep, it was. I’m still recovering from that. But the squirrels? Oh, they got a good show.
The best part? The chip bag *wasn't even that good*! I'm convinced it was a conspiracy. Anyway, that's the story. Feel free to laugh. I still do, sometimes… between bouts of sheer embarrassment.
How often will you update this... thing?
So, the real answer is: whenever I feel like it. Sometimes I'll be on fire, writing constantly. Other times, I'll disappear into a black hole of procrastination and Netflix binges. Don't count on any set schedule. Embrace the chaos. Consider it a pleasant surprise when something new pops up. I promise to try to keep things exciting, even if it's just the excitement of wondering when the next update will mysteriously appear.
What if I disagree with something you say? Can I… complain?
