Unbelievable Assisi Escape: Hotel Windsor Savoia Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, because we're diving headfirst into the Unbelievable Assisi Escape: Hotel Windsor Savoia Awaits! – and believe me, this isn't your beige, cookie-cutter hotel review. This is the real deal, warts and all, peppered with my own utterly subjective, probably-too-honest-for-comfort opinions. And yes, I'm using SEO, but I'm prioritizing… well, me. And you, hopefully, after reading this.
Let's Unpack This Assisi Adventure, Shall We? (Starting with the Obvious: Accessibility)
Right, so, "Accessibility." It's a thing, and it should be. Hotel Windsor Savoia? They mostly get it. Wheelchair accessible? Yep, got some rooms and ramps sorted. Elevator? Check. Facilities for disabled guests? Supposedly. (I didn’t personally use them, so I can't vouch for the depth of that accessibility, but they claim it.) The devil, as always, is in the details. I'd definitely call and double-check specific needs. Not all "accessible" is truly accessible, you know?
Overall Accessibility Rating: 7/10. Could be better but shows effort.
The COVID-Era Circus: Cleanliness, Safety, and That All-Important Pizza
Oh boy, here we go. The pandemic. It changed everything. And Hotel Windsor Savoia, like every other place, had to adapt. The good news? They're trying. They've got the Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere (thank GOD), and Staff trained in safety protocol. They proudly boast about all this.
Here's the slightly less rosy part: the "details" again. They claim Rooms sanitized between stays, but does that mean a quick wipe-down or a full hazmat-suit operation? I dunno. I'm naturally a bit of a germaphobe (thanks, Covid!), so I did a thorough once-over when I arrived. Found some dust and a suspiciously unkempt lampshade. Small things, maybe, but worth noting. They also have a Safe dining setup, and are using Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, and Individualized food options, which is fantastic.
The BIGGEST highlight of cleanliness: Hand sanitizer everywhere, and the staff kept their masks on, even when it wasn't necessary.
The pizza I got from the Room service [24-hour] was AMAZING, but it also had a slight smudge of what appeared to be olive oil on the box. Not the end of the world. Seriously though, it was really good, I almost forgot about all that.
Overall Cleanliness & Safety Rating: 7.5/10. Showing major effort but could improve. The pizza helps a lot.
Food, Glorious Food (and a Few Quirky Observations)
Alright, let's talk chow. Hotel Windsor Savoia doesn't stint on the options. They have Restaurants. Plural! The breakfast, they claim, is a Breakfast [buffet]. Which is, again, mostly true. It's a buffet, alright, but a slightly controlled one, thanks to Covid. They serve the hot items (eggs, bacon, etc.) to you, so no communal tongs. Smart move, I reckon. They also have Western breakfast, and Asian Breakfast.
Restaurants: They have plenty of restaurants with options for A la carte in restaurant, and Buffet in restaurant, so you are sure to find something for your palate. Coffee/tea in restaurant is available as a plus!
The dining room itself? Elegant, I guess. I'm more of a "eat-on-the-bed" type, so I didn't linger. But I got the feeling that the Coffee shop inside the building was a bit overrated. The Poolside bar was nice, once the sun finally came out.
The Desserts in restaurant were pretty good, but I would avoid the Salad in restaurant entirely. The soup was much better!
Overall Dining Rating: 8/10. Good variety, decent quality, and that pizza…chef's kiss.
Ways to Relax (or, My Quest for Bliss)
Alright, I needed to relax, needed to de-stress, and soak up some of the history of Assisi, Italy. So, I checked out the Spa. They have a Spa/sauna, Sauna, Steamroom. I didn't use any of them, to be perfectly honest. I was too busy writing this review. But good to know they're there. (I still think, writing this, I should have done the Body scrub… dang it…)
They have a Fitness center, and believe me they should have it, because all the Italian food can pack on the pounds.
The Swimming pool [outdoor] was divine. That Pool with view was just what I needed.
Overall Relaxation Rating: 7/10. Potential for zen, just gotta use the stuff!
The Nitty-Gritty: Services, Conveniences, and the Stuff That Makes Life Easier
This is where I started to see some real strengths, and a few minor shortcomings.
- Services: They offer a Concierge, who was super helpful, Daily housekeeping was done diligently, and they have a Laundry service and Dry cleaning. The Elevator was a must for me. The 24 hour front desk was essential!
- Conveniences: Air conditioning in public area was a lifesaver. Cash withdrawal was available, which was nice, and the Currency exchange came in handy. The Gift/souvenir shop was mostly tourist tat, but hey, it's convenient.
Overall Services & Conveniences Rating: 8.5/10. Solid and reliable.
The Rooms: Where the Magic (or the Mild Disappointment) Happens
The rooms… ah, the rooms. They're fine. Don't expect anything groundbreaking. My room had Air conditioning, Blackout curtains, a Coffee/tea maker (essential!), a Refrigerator, a Desk, and a Free Wi-Fi. The Wi-Fi [free] was actually pretty solid, which is a massive win in my book. The Internet access – wireless was pretty strong too.
I didn't spring for one of those Couple's room(s) with a Proposal spot, because (a) single, and (b) let's be honest, the hotel is not that romantic. It tries to be, with the Room decorations, but yeah. I'm being harsh; it's a nice room, the Linens felt clean and fresh. The Slippers they provided were comfy.
The View from my window was a tad underwhelming – a courtyard. Again, nothing truly wrong, just not mind-blowing. The Non-smoking rooms are appreciated. The Soundproof rooms do a pretty decent job, but I am still glad they offer Wake-up service!
Overall Room Rating: 7.5/10. Functional and comfortable, if not overly inspiring.
Getting Around (and Escaping the Tourist Hustle)
They provide Airport transfer, which is a godsend. Also, they have the car park [free of charge], which is really useful.
Overall Getting Around Rating: 8/10. Convenient and efficient.
The "For the Kids" Section (Because, You Know, Someone's Gonna Ask)
Family/child friendly? Mostly, yes. They have Babysitting service, which is a plus. More than that, I couldn't say.
Overall "For the Kids" Rating: 6/10. Fine, but not the main focus.
Things to Do (Beyond Eating Pizza)
Okay, so, Assisi itself is STUNNING. The Hotel Windsor Savoia? Well, it's basically right in the heart of it. You are within walking distance of a Shrine, and they are sure to host Indoor venue for special events.
Overall "Things to Do" Rating: 9/10. Location, location, location!
The Small Stuff (that Matters)
- Internet: They offer Internet, Internet services, and Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!
- Additional Amenities: They have Essential condiments, Essential condiments, and a Bottle of water in your room.
Final Thoughts (and the Big Question: Should You Go?)
Look, Unbelievable Assisi Escape: Hotel Windsor Savoia Awaits! is not perfect. It's not the Ritz. But it's a good hotel. It's a solid basecamp for exploring one of the most beautiful places on Earth. The staff are friendly, the location is fantastic, the pizza is legendary, and they're trying to navigate the post-pandemic world with a degree of grace.
The biggest things to remember: (1) Ask lots of questions about specific accessibility needs. (
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Okay, buckle up, buttercup, because this isn't your sanitized brochure itinerary. This is me, actually experiencing Hotel Windsor Savoia in Assisi, Italy. Prepare for chaos, croissants, and possibly existential dread in equal measure.
The Windsor Savoia: My (Un)Planned Pilgrimage (and the ensuing shenanigans)
Day 1: Arrival…and the Great Espresso Debacle
Morning (ish): Arrived in Rome. The flight was fine, though the guy next to me kept sniffing and the plane food was… well, airplane food. Took the (expensive!) train to Assisi. Already feeling that Italian joie de vivre drain from my wallet.
- Anecdote: I swear, the train conductor looked at my giant backpack with a mixture of pity and judgment. "Ah, the lost tourist," his eyes seemed to say. "Welcome to the inevitable."
Afternoon: Checked into the Windsor Savoia. Gorgeous. Absolutely stunning. The view from the balcony? Worth every penny. Smacked myself to make sure it was real. Now, let me show you some great pictures of the location. Don't show you anything else though.
- Quirky Observation: The hotel staff are all ridiculously charming. Too charming. Like, "are they secretly robots designed to melt my cynicism" charming. I'm onto you, Italians!
Early Afternoon: Attempted to get an espresso at the hotel bar. This began a truly tragic saga. The barista, bless his heart, looked like he was about to conquer Mount Everest. The initial shot? Lukewarm, weak, and tasting vaguely of burnt rubber. He made another. Same result. By the fourth attempt, I was laughing hysterically, the poor barista was sweating, and I was starting to think I might need a blood sugar intervention. It was a full-blown comedy of errors. After 5 attempts, he gave me a free Biscotti. I just gave up, in the end.
- Emotional Reaction: This. Was. Hilarious. But also, I really, really wanted a decent espresso. And now I felt slightly guilty for the entire ordeal. I still feel sorry for him.
Late Afternoon: wandered around the town. Found some cool-looking old church.
Evening: Dinner at a trattoria a short walk from the hotel. The pasta was perfect. The wine? Divine. The bill? Less divine (still cheaper than the train ticket, though!). Felt like I'd finally found peace again.
- Messy Structure/Rambles: Okay, so the pasta was amazing. But the waiter… he kept lingering at my table. Like, hovering. Watching me eat. Made me feel like I was under constant scrutiny. I’m pretty sure he was flirting with me.
Day 2: The Saint Francis Deep Dive…and the (Un)Expected Flood of Tears
Morning: Visited the Basilica of St. Francis. I'm not even particularly religious, but wow. The frescos are breathtaking. Absolutely took my breath away. More than the altitude
- Emotional Reaction: The sheer artistry of it all was overwhelming. I found myself getting genuinely emotional, which is very embarrassing. Very beautiful though.
Afternoon: Wandered through the labyrinthine streets of Assisi. The shops are all charming, but the prices are…well, let’s just say I’ll be living on bread and tap water for the next month. Bought a souvenir.
Rambles/Opinionated Language: Okay, let's be honest: Assisi is touristy. Ridiculously so. But, and this is a big but, it's also undeniably magical. It's like stepping back in time, but with gelato shops on every corner. I hate how much I love it, I guess.
Evening: Ate at a restaurant. I kept thinking about it. I felt better for me. I went to bed.
Day 3: Going Further… and Discovering Pizza Nirvana (Possibly)
Morning: After the most amazing breakfast in the world, I was ready to leave. I had to leave. I could not stay here forever.
Afternoon: Took a trek up an old building. The view was amazing. I decided to get more out of it, and found a street-side stand.
- Opinionated Language: The pizza… It changed my life. Seriously. I’m not exaggerating. The crust was perfectly crisp, the sauce was tangy, and the toppings… pure heaven. I think I’m actually going to cry. This is better than sex, I think.
Late Afternoon: Decided to check out Hotel facilities. Went to the bar. Had a cocktail.
Evening: Tried to go to the bar, but they were closed. I decided to eat alone at the restaurant. the atmosphere was nice. I am gonna stay another day.
Day 4: The Return of the Espresso… and a Farewell (For Now)
Morning: Woke up! Ordered an espresso. Still bad.
- Emotional Reaction: I have now accepted my fate. I will never have a decent espresso in this hotel. I have moved on.
Early Afternoon: Checked out of the hotel. I am sad.
Late Afternoon: Wandered around the hotel for a bit. It was a nice place to be.
Evening: Taking the train back to Rome.
Final Thoughts
Messy Structure/Rambles: This trip was a mess. But it was my mess. The hotel? Wonderful. The food? mostly amazing. The Espresso, though? A tragedy of epic proportions. Would I go back to Assisi? Absolutely. Would I stay at the Windsor Savoia again? Probably. Mostly because of the view. And the sheer undeniable beauty of the place. And even the bad espresso.
Emotional Reaction: I left a piece of my heart in Assisi, surrounded by the most wonderful people. I will never forget it.
Okay, "Unbelievable Assisi Escape" sounds… grand. What's it ACTUALLY about? Is it, like, REALLY unbelievable?
Alright, buckle up Buttercup, ‘cause “Unbelievable Assisi Escape” *is* a bit of a mouthful. Basically, it’s a trip to Assisi, Italy, with a focus on staying at the Hotel Windsor Savoia. And yes, the "unbelievable" part? Well, that's where things get… subjective. Think less magic carpets and more… questionable plumbing, charmingly worn decor, and the persistent feeling you've stumbled into a Wes Anderson film, but on a shoestring budget. I swear, the hallways looked like they'd been untouched since the '60s – in a good way, mostly. Except for the one time the elevator got stuck. Don't worry, I’ll get to THAT story later.
So, the Hotel Windsor Savoia itself... Is it… good? Be honest. I’m a picky traveler.
Okay, *honestly* honest? It's got… character. Let's go with that. If you're expecting the Ritz, RUN! If you're expecting a cozy, slightly faded, but ridiculously charming experience, THEN YES. Think of it as your quirky, slightly eccentric Italian aunt's house. Dust bunnies might exist, but the views? Oh, the VIEWS! And the breakfast… oh, God, the *breakfast*. Fresh pastries, strong coffee… and the quiet buzz of the morning sun hitting the Umbrian hills? That alone almost makes up for the leaky faucet in my room. ALMOST.
Speaking of your room… What was it like? Specifically, what was that "leaky faucet" experience you mentioned?
My room… well, it was… a room. Look, it had a bed, a tiny balcony overlooking the valley (which was STUNNING), and a bathroom. The bathroom was… functional. The shower head looked like it had seen better centuries. And the faucet? Let's just say it had a *very* strong opinion about how water should be distributed. It would either gush at full force, or dribble a pathetic little stream. And constantly, constantly drip. I swear, I think I could have filled a small swimming pool with the leaked water over the course of my stay. Honestly, at first, it was annoying. But then… I started to find it kind of… endearing? Like a grumpy old man with a leaky bladder. I even gave the faucet a name: Giuseppe.
Okay, so you’re already setting the scene! Tell us about the elevator! You mentioned it got stuck?
Oh, the elevator. The *infamous* elevator. It was a tiny, ancient contraption, the kind that looks like it's held together with duct tape and prayers. I actually *liked* taking it! It was part of the charm, you know? Well... until the day it decided to stage a protest. I was heading down for breakfast, all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, anticipating those delicious pastries. *CLICK*. And then…. nothing. Stuck. Between floors. For… what felt like an eternity. My phone was dead. My stomach was rumbling. I was trapped with a very bewildered German couple who kept repeating “Kaputt!” like it was some kind of ancient curse. It was hot. The air smelled vaguely of old leather and existential dread. Finally, after about half an hour, a kindly, slightly flustered hotel employee, armed with a screwdriver, pried the doors open. He apologized profusely, of course. I got to the breakfast after some delay, and boy did those pastries taste good. So good.
Assisi itself! What did you do there? Was it all just plumbing mishaps and elevator drama?
HA! Gods, no. Assisi is… breathtaking. Flat out. Forget the minor imperfections. The Basilica of St. Francis? Jaw-dropping. The cobblestone streets? Magical. The views from the Rocca Maggiore castle overlooking the valley? Unforgettable. I got utterly lost wandering around, which, honestly, is the best way to see any Italian town. I visited the Eremo delle Carceri (a quiet, secluded hermitage) which made me feel incredibly peaceful (despite the inner chaos of the elevator incident, of course!). I ate more pasta than a human being probably should. And I just… *breathed*. You could practically taste the history and the beauty in the air. It's genuinely special. The plumbing and elevator, I will admit, fade into a minor inconvenience when you’re surrounded by such beauty and the deliciousness of a good coffee.
What was the food like? Specifically in the hotel... and around the Hotel Windsor Savoia. Did the hotel have good food?
Okay, the food. This is important. Breakfast at the Windsor Savoia was, as mentioned, glorious. The pastries, the coffee, the fresh juice… pure joy. The hotel itself also has a restaurant. We had one memorable dinner there. I don’t remember *what* I ate. All I remember is that after having the most unbelievable pasta i've ever had, I felt a deep sense of peace and was content to just sit and look out the window! It's very Italian, very home-like and the taste was so well-balanced. The restaurants around the hotel were equally delightful. Assisi is a town that takes its food seriously. So, expect everything! Fresh pasta, delicious pizzas, truffles (it's Umbria, after all!), and the most incredible gelato you'll ever taste. Try the olive oil – it's amazing. I ate so much, I'm pretty sure I gained five pounds. Worth it.
Would you recommend the Hotel Windsor Savoia to a friend? What are the pros and cons? Be honest!
Okay, *the moment of truth*. Would I recommend it? Absolutely! But… with caveats. Here's the breakdown:
Pros:
- The views! Seriously, the views are worth the price of admission alone.
- The breakfast. Glorious.
- The charm. It's got character in spades.
- The location. Perfect for exploring Assisi.
- The staff. They are genuinely lovely and helpful.
Cons:
- The plumbing (Giuseppe!). Be prepared.
- The elevator. Let's just say it's… temperamental.
- It's not luxurious. Don't expect a five-star experience.
So, in conclusion, if you're looking for a perfectly polished, cookie-cutter hotel, run. If you're looking for a place that feels like a step back in time, that's overflowing with charm, has amazing food, and provides an authentic Italian experience, then book it. Just pack some patience, and maybe a plumber's wrench.
